Watch This Russian Dash Cam Footage Of A Dog Walking A Child

In what can only be described as a bad Yakov Smirnoff bit from the 80’s (“In Soviet Russia, Car forks you!”), a Russian dash cam caught when what appears to be a boy being dragged across a quaint country road by a St. Bernard. Or Cujo, possibly.

The only elements missing from this Russian dash cam video are the surprise appearance of an Ak-47 and indeterminable screaming. Will someone give Russian dash cams the 24-hour network they deserve already?

Source: The Daily Edge