Watch This Tortoise Slowly Chase The Man Who Interrupted His Sexy Time

Imagine this — everything on your date has gone perfectly. Dinner was delicious, the conversation was great, and the drinks weren’t too debilitating. So you and your date decide to leave the public eye for a more private rendezvous. Things are about to get going when, all of a sudden, surprise National Geographic documentary crew!

At least, from a less human perspective, that’s what happened to two giant tortoises who were busy getting their freak on on the island of Seychelles. One of them didn’t take too kindly to the interruption, so he decided to pursue the crew very, very slowly. Poor guy.

(Via National Geographic)