Buzzfeed got their hands on some photos of Lindsay leaving a London nightclub “in the early hours of Monday morning” wearing what appears to be a comically large diamond ring on her left hand. “Hmm. That’s interesting,” I thought, and turned to Getty which provided even more photos of Lohan taken last week at LAX wearing what looks like the same ring.
Here’s another angle:
So what’s going on here? It boils down to two distinct possibilities: Lindsay Lohan is pretending to be engaged to get attention… Or Lindsay Lohan is actually engaged. But who the hell would propose to Lindsay Lohan, outside of some billionaire prince from Dubai or something? Annnnnd, I probably just answered my own question. So if news surfaces of Lindsay Lohan’s untimely disappearance in the next few weeks or so, don’t worry, she’s fine. She probably just faked her own death to hock a 20 carat diamond ring.