This Teen Thought She’d Get ‘Bigger Boobs’ After Her Wisdom Teeth Surgery

We’ve seen our fair share of wisdom-teeth videos over the years. This girl apologized to hers for murdering them, while this one had the hots for Ryan Gosling. And let’s not forget the woman who got hers removed, and then did the Ice Bucket Challenge (all the other Ice Bucket Challenge videos can be forgotten, though). The latest memorable entry comes from Washington teen Shelby, who was in a loopy state on her drive back home after the surgery.

Shelby starts crying because she “thought she’d wake up with bigger boobs,” which is not how wisdom-teeth surgery works. Just because one body part is removed doesn’t mean another gets bigger. If that were true, all men would demand to have their appendix taken out.