Nobody Knows What To Make Of The Way This Woman Sits On The Subway

As someone who has the winning combination of being double-jointed, clumsy, and awkward, I have been told that sometimes I sit or stand weird, and I still haven’t mastered the art of sitting cross-legged. But there’s “weird” and then there’s whatever in the fresh hell this woman in this picture is doing, which was captured by imgur user SickOfFeelingNumb last week, and has since been viewed over 150,000 times.

Naturally the internet responded with some pretty reasonable what, how, and whys, with many commenting to attempt to wrap their heads around the (thankfully) anonymous woman’s sitting technique. Here are a few of the befuddled (and a few sympathetic) comments:

Excuse me, [ma’am], but some of your tentacles are showing.

I can do that too !!!

Maybe she’s sitting like that because the asshole across from her is trying to get an upskirt shot?

Being of the thicker persuasion I am impressed. My tree trunks won’t do this. Nor should they to be honest.

Really, really has to pee

this is actually super comfortable

But as a few male commenters unfortunately learned the hard way, don’t try this at home, kids.

I hurt my balls trying this.

I had to try it… I hurt my balls

Almost squarshed my nards attempting to replicate this

(Via Daily Mail)