One Couple’s Alleged Love Of ISIS Reached Ridiculously Enthusiastic Heights

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After the San Bernardino mass shootings, FBI Director James Comey urged citizens to be vigilant and “channel it into awareness of your surroundings.” So, if you hear or see anything unusual, give authorities a ring. One woman took this advice very seriously and phoned police after a whole lot of lovin’ went down in Brown Deer, Wisconsin.

As relayed by CBS 58, a 82-year-old concerned citizen overheard something unusual happening in her neighbors’ apartment. The woman told police a couple was having sex and shouting, “ISIS is good, ISIS is great.” Police did not respond to the scene. They simply told the woman to keep her ears open in case the noise, you know, came again.

In response to the story, Police Chief Michael Kass tweeted, “Maybe taking see something, say something a little too far?”

Well, maybe there’s something real here. ISIS refers to the Islamic state of Iraq and al-Sham, but “Isis” is very different. She’s the ancient Egyptian goddess of fertility. Perhaps a baby-crazed couple tried their damndest to succeed, and the woman really did hear what she thought she heard. One thing is certain — there’s still one very spooked octogenarian in Brown Deer.

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