Because the internet will never run out of creative steam, a new Twitter meme has women naming their vaginas after the last movie they saw. That’s literally it. It’s like coming up with your porn star name by combining the name of your childhood pet with the name of the street you grew up on, only with something as arbitrary as the name of a movie you saw. Also, why can’t boys participate in this meme? I don’t see why it wouldn’t work for a penis name. (Although, if it’s to my understanding, most men already have names for their penis.)
Having said that, the results have been predictably somewhat amusing, although whether people are being 100 percent honest with the title of the actual last movie they saw is another matter entirely. For the record, the last movie I saw was Big Trouble In Little China, I believe. What does that say about my vagina?! I hope there’s not going to be any “big trouble” down there if you know what I mean, LOL! (Even I don’t know what I mean.)
Anyway, here are some examples, starting out with funny lady Margaret Cho.
OKAY, I have to admit that last one was pretty damn funny.