Women With Big Buns Beware! The World’s Largest Anaconda Was Found In Brazil.

09.19.14 4 years ago 19 Comments

Nope, nope and NOPE! Actually, you know what, NOPE! The world’s largest anaconda was found in Brazil and WTF IS THAT THING?! That’s not a snake, that’s the Goddamn Loch Ness Monster.

We found Nessie everyone!

But seriously, remember when the grouper swallowed that shark whole and we all flipped the f-ck out? Remember how we were all like, “hey, we’re not going in the water ever again.”

Well, the five of you who stood firm, the five of you who thought you were still safe on the water, HAHAHA. You’re so goddamn stupid.

Hide the women with big butts y’all, anaconda out here rapin’ everyone!

[via @Cartamaniak]

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