We Finally Have A Decent Explanation For Why Starbucks Always Misspells Your Name

The question: I’ve been to the same Starbucks 73 times this week, but my name is still misspelled on every single cup I buy. What’s up with that? The answer: they’re f*cking with you. John Purcell and Paul Gale Comedy’s explanation is as good as any, and I now fully believe that stupid Bane the Barista with his stupid green apron and stupid tie is going out of his way to infuriate me.

Well, joke’s on you, BANE: I don’t even go to Starbucks. I only drink tire store coffee. Much cheaper.

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