The lucky child got to witness the rare and beautiful mating display of … well, two male turtles during a trip to the zoo. I’m not sure how old she is — I’d have to guess around three or four? — so life has not yet equipped her with a comprehensive enough vocabulary one needs to deal in a situation like this.
Instead, she just screams “OH MY GOODNESS” over and over again for 36 seconds straight, providing what I assume is quite the erotic mood setter for the two groaning turtles. Or maybe she’s just on track to become a future member of the Parents Television Council?
(Via Reddit)