Reddit user ScaryMonster proved his username’s worth when he posted the above video earlier today. Appropriately titled “RIP TURKEY”, it depicts the abrupt end of a wild turkey after ScaryMonster’s black Ford Mustang plowed into the poultry at around 95 mph.
Like any good Redditor, the OP answered several practical questions in the ensuing comments. He also provided photos of the aftermath:
Poor turkey. To make matters worse, somebody’s from-scratch Thanksgiving meal was just ruined seven months in advance. (Via Reddit)
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