Domino’s Pizza is joining Pizza Hut and Taco Bell by jumping on the new trend of putting Sriracha on everything now, according to this ad for their new “Domino’s Sriracha,” which ostensibly features a tongue in full bondage gear. Because get it? It’s like BDSM for your mouth!
I say “ostensibly” though, because that’s not what it looks like to me. I mean, we can pretty much all agree that this looks like a dick in bondage gear, right? Just so we’re all clear on this.
Here’s the full ad:
In summary, Domino’s Sriracha Pizza will probably be spicy and burn your mouth. Unless you want to f*ck your pizza instead, then you’ll probably just have a similar Domino’s Sriracha experience, only downstairs.
UPDATE: Sadly, this turned out to be a fake.
@ToplessRobot Thanks for reaching out. This was created with unauthorized use of our branding. The people responsible are being dealt with.
— Domino's Pizza (@dominos) January 28, 2015
Via AOTW