Gotta catch them all, “them” being STDs. Wood Rocket, the makers of such fine porn parodies as The Humper Games and Gnardians of the Galaxy: 50 Shades of Groot, have truly outdone themselves with Strokémon, a sexy spoof of Pokémon. Well, it’s sexy in theory. Actually seeing Pikachu as Dickachu, and Squirtle as Squirt-Hole, is the stuff of flaccid nightmares.
Look at Meowth!
When I was a pre-teen, my buddy and I came up with fake, “naughty” names for all the Pokémon, including Boobasaur (Bulbasaur), Dudedong (Dewgong), and Weinerdle (Weedle). I’m glad someone’s getting paid for our nonsense.
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