Customers at a Target in Northern California were in for a surprise on Wednesday morning when a pornographic film started playing over the store’s PA system. Mom Gina Young posted a video of the pandemonium on Facebook, and the rest was history. Now the post’s gone viral and everyone knows that Target isn’t just the place to buy all those necessary things you never knew existed, but an excellent place to enjoy the sounds of theatrical lovemaking in public.
In the video, Young can be heard asking, “What is going on at Target right now?” while a woman moans and says such not-safe-for-work stuff as “I want you to get it really wet” and “get that c*ck in between these big t*tties.” You can also hear/see her son get upset over what he’s hearing.
Young and her brood weren’t the only ones, apparently. “People offered to help me cover my twins ears. Others threw there stuff down and walked out,” Young writes. “Employees were running around everywhere. Picking and hanging up phones, which worked….for about two minutes before it started up again.”
The New York Post reports that the movie played for over 15 minutes, before employees could successfully turn it off. Target officials are trying to figure out how this happened.
In a cheeky move, popular adult website Gamelink (NSFW) is offering to help Target find the offending movie, releasing this statement:
A representative from adult e-tail site GameLink.com has pledged to help Target find the culprit movie, so it can ban the porn from its stores for life. Dozens of GameLink employees are pouring through its library of thousands of adult films trying to learn if the movie is Girlfriends Films’ “Cheer Squad Sleepovers 10,” Kelly Madison Media’s “Break My Hymen,” Wicked’s “Magic Mike XXXL,” or any number of other porns, but all they have to go on so far are a lot of groans and dialogue like “I’m getting really wet” and “Get that cock in between these big titties!”
As a site dedicated to providing a great customer experience, GameLink’s owners can sympathize with what Target is going through, and offers their best wishes for a quick resolution to the issue…
Take the help, Target! You need it!