Oh boy, now we’ve done it, he mad. Donald Trump is so mad. On top of reports yesterday that U.S. intelligence obtained evidence of compromising information linking his presidential campaign to Russia, that particularly salacious (yet still unsubstantiated claim) was revealed by Buzzfeed about Trump’s penchant for prostitutes and “golden showers” — making the president-elect a laughing stock on top of literally being accused of committing treason.
Even if the leaked information turns out to be inaccurate, the damage is already done. Twitter exploded in jokes Tuesday evening, causing Trump to lash out in an uncharacteristic ALL CAPS rant. And after having slept on it, Trump appears to still be pretty fired up about the whole thing, unleashing a brand new “stream” of tweets Wednesday morning.
Russia just said the unverified report paid for by political opponents is "A COMPLETE AND TOTAL FABRICATION, UTTER NONSENSE." Very unfair!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) January 11, 2017
Russia has never tried to use leverage over me. I HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH RUSSIA – NO DEALS, NO LOANS, NO NOTHING!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) January 11, 2017
I win an election easily, a great "movement" is verified, and crooked opponents try to belittle our victory with FAKE NEWS. A sorry state!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) January 11, 2017
Intelligence agencies should never have allowed this fake news to "leak" into the public. One last shot at me.Are we living in Nazi Germany?
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) January 11, 2017
Did… Did he make his own golden shower joke at the end, there? What is even happening anymore? The internet is truly eating itself. Regardless, the angrier Trump gets, all it seems to do is throw more gasoline on the fire (or urine on the prostitutes, as you will), and #GoldenShowerGate was still the top trending hashtag on Twitter as of this morning. This is literally Trump’s worst nightmare, and it doesn’t seem like it’s going anywhere anytime soon.
https://twitter.com/CuffyMeh/status/819170707112361985
"Sorry I can't read you a book tonight, sweetie. I'm Tweetin' about piss!"
— one of my daughter's memories of me when she's older.— Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) January 11, 2017
Phrasing. https://t.co/RESHmx6LQZ
— Telepathy Test Human #3 (@cuneform) January 11, 2017
I'm going to be a "wiz" as President. #GoldenShower #GoldenShowerGate
— PEEOTUS (@GoldenHitler) January 11, 2017
The man who rose to political power spreading a fake news scandal about Obama says he is a victim of a fake news scandal. #GoldenShowerGate
— Keith Boykin (@keithboykin) January 11, 2017
https://twitter.com/KeetPotato/status/819141013906268160
Who takes seriously unsubstantiated anonymous claims, anyways?#GoldenShowerGate pic.twitter.com/S1AZyM8fQX
— The Greek Analyst (@GreekAnalyst) January 11, 2017
Rehearsals for @realDonaldTrump's inauguration are going well. #GoldenShowerGate pic.twitter.com/zQFV3Q6CcZ
— 𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝚂𝚝𝚞𝚍𝚒𝚘 𝙴𝚡𝚎𝚌 (@studioexec1) January 11, 2017
https://twitter.com/retrocrush/status/819066205608652801
Prostitutes, treason & a stolen election …
Or, henceforth…
TWO GIRLS, ONE COUP #GoldenShowerGate
— The Pitchforque Cometh For Thee (@tomhensleyy) January 11, 2017
Contractor: Alright, Mr. Trump, we've installed your golden shower.
Trump: *looks in bathroom*
Not what I meant!#GoldenShowerGate pic.twitter.com/9SBtHH8CDD— P (@PPFleegrr_87) January 11, 2017
And all this time we thought he used a spray tan to give him his sickly orange glow. #goldenshowergate
— REEmatic (@ReeAmilcarScott) January 11, 2017
https://twitter.com/Ethan_Booker/status/819171104690499584
https://twitter.com/PiperArt/status/819174688735764480
Here's what the US electoral college map would look like if Trump were into it pic.twitter.com/W50HrngTp8
— james folta (@JamesFolta) January 11, 2017
Trump voters who were concerned about explaining gay marriage to their children realizing they have to explain #GoldenShowers now pic.twitter.com/FLPgAkeWCq
— Mike T (@rhymeswithbeg) January 11, 2017
https://twitter.com/DavidDTSS/status/819006462471143427
Not only did he piss on a bed, he also had a shit in a lift. pic.twitter.com/Psn4Gh4ELN
— Mr Roger Quimbly (@RogerQuimbly) January 11, 2017
"Don't let the golden showers distract you from the treason" is a thing we are now saying about our soon-to-be president.
— ✨ Myisha Haynes ✨ (@palaceofposey) January 11, 2017
This has never been more true as it is today #GoldenShowerGate pic.twitter.com/tPG0MH0m8v
— Blackbird Flies 💙🖤🍿 (@griffgirl20) January 11, 2017
If nothing else, this should make for one hell of an interesting press conference this morning.