Interview of the Day: Vin Diesel “doesn’t give a f*ck about Batman.”

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09.05.13 35 Comments


Today in “Vin Diesel, Unlikely Voice of Reason,” our favorite gravel-throated pterodactyl choker was asked an asinine, irrelevant question about Batman during his asinine, irrelevant press tour for Riddick. Painted into a corner, he gave the best answer possible:

CLEVVER MOVIES’ ERIN WHITE: I wanna know, Vin… what you think about all the haters who are hating on a Ben Affleck Batman movie.

VIN DIESEL: (long groan)

WHITE: Do you like that choice? For Batman?

VIN DIESEL: I don’t give a F*CK about Batman. Or who plays Batman.

(*crowd goes wild*)

See, folks? THAT’S how you answer an asinine press tour interview. With brutal honesty and a smile. Vin’s too busy living life a quarter mile at a time to sweat the small stuff.

I love this. I think “Vin Diesel doesn’t give a f*ck about Batman” should be the new “George Bush doesn’t care about black people.”

“…and things got a little out of hand.”

By which I mean he said a naughty word about my dumb question. SH*T’S GETTIN’ CRAY-CRAY OUT HERE, Y’ALL! BACK TO YOU IN THE SU-SUSSUDIO, BILLY BUSH.


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