Today in “Vin Diesel, Unlikely Voice of Reason,” our favorite gravel-throated pterodactyl choker was asked an asinine, irrelevant question about Batman during his asinine, irrelevant press tour for Riddick. Painted into a corner, he gave the best answer possible:
CLEVVER MOVIES’ ERIN WHITE: I wanna know, Vin… what you think about all the haters who are hating on a Ben Affleck Batman movie.
VIN DIESEL: (long groan)
WHITE: Do you like that choice? For Batman?
VIN DIESEL: I don’t give a F*CK about Batman. Or who plays Batman.
(*crowd goes wild*)
See, folks? THAT’S how you answer an asinine press tour interview. With brutal honesty and a smile. Vin’s too busy living life a quarter mile at a time to sweat the small stuff.
I love this. I think “Vin Diesel doesn’t give a f*ck about Batman” should be the new “George Bush doesn’t care about black people.”
“…and things got a little out of hand.”
By which I mean he said a naughty word about my dumb question. SH*T’S GETTIN’ CRAY-CRAY OUT HERE, Y’ALL! BACK TO YOU IN THE SU-SUSSUDIO, BILLY BUSH.