Dogs Breaking The Law And Partying Hard For Friday (And Links)

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50 Cent Explains How To Stop Masturbating, In Four Simple Steps |UPROXX|

Nancy Grace Has Mastered Twitter |Warming Glow|

Today in Armond White: Why Crystal Skull is better than Raiders of the Lost Ark |Film Drunk|

Sports On TV: The Three Stooges’ 15 Greatest Sports Moments |With Leather|

Does Kreayshawn’s Failed Album Signify The Gimmick Rapper Bubble Bursting? |Smoking Section|

Of Course Hochuli Celebrated Going Back To Work With Pushups |Kissing Suzy Kolber|

Witness ‘Star Wars’ Throughout History In ‘If Star Wars Were Real’ |Gamma Squad|

The 25 Douchiest Bars In Boston |Complex|

Paper-Cut Action Silhouettes |High Definite|

15 Famous People With The Highest IQs |Unreality|

Photoshop’s New Chinese Food Tool |College Humor|

TV shows and movies if they were re-shot today |Pajiba|

The Weird Nicknames of 8 Spy Agency Headquarters |Mental Floss|

Azealia Banks Is Single-Handedly Making Cowboy Hats Cool Again |Buzzfeed|

Jerry Jones Negotiates with Taco on ‘The League,’ and It Is Predictably Absurd |Brobible|

So Charles Manson sent Marilyn Manson a letter. And, as you may have expected, it’s a weird one |Fark|

VIDEO BELOW: Maggie the Miniature Schnauzer can’t withstand the weight of her life jacket. |via DP&F|

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When not writing for Uproxx, Caleb likes to volunteer at the legless cat shelter and photoshop the Babadook into all of his family photos. He once resolved the question “To be or not to be?” through the clever use of General Semantics. Your mom thinks you could be more like him if you only applied yourself.

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