Please enjoy this photo of Vin Diesel eating spaghetti while standing on stilts

07.01.13 4 years ago

I wrote a song about this photo. It goes like this:

“Vin Diesel, eatin’ spaghetti
Vin Diesel, he’s getting’ ready
To be a little bit taller than he usually is
Because he’s standing on stilts

I don’t know this photo’s context
I don’t know what rhymes with ‘context’
But I do know that Vin Diesel’s eaten’ spaghetti
While standing on stilts

With sunglasses on his head
Next to a smiling old man
Possibly in a parking lot
While wearing a tank top
That happens to match his stilts”

Please sing it to a reggae beat.

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