Courtesy Of ‘The Daily Show,’ Here’s The Phillie Phanatic Having Sex With Billy The Marlin While Fredbird Watches

In his apology to the city of Philadelphia last night, Jon Stewart exposed a sex tape made by the Phillie Phanatic with other mascots.


Manager Matt Williams Wants Nothing To Do With Mascot Matt Williams


During Monday night's game between the Nationals and Diamondbacks, Matt Williams did not seem pleased with his mascot counterpart.


The ‘Unofficial’ Cubs Mascot Took A Swing At A Guy In A Wrigleyville Bar


One of the men who poses as the unofficial Chicago Cubs mascot, Billy Cub, snapped after a bar patron kept trying to fight him.


Important Sports Debate: Which Baseball Dog Mascot Is Cuter, Hank Or Rookie?


In what may end up being the biggest and most important sports debate of the year, we must decide which adorable canine baseball mascot is cuter.


The Biggest Star Of Baseball's Opening Day: Milwaukee Brewers Mascot Hank The Dog


Hank the Dog made his debut at Miller Park yesterday for Milwaukee's Opening Day, and fans are just crazy over the stray from Arizona.


Jon Bones Jones Threw Out The First Pitch Before A Blue Jays Game, Kicked A Bird In The Stomach

Jon Bones Jones helped promote the upcoming UFC 165 by throwing out the first pitch before a Blue Jays/Yankees game in Toronto. Also, he attacked the mascot


Conan Unveils New Chicago Cubs Mascots (And Thursday Morning Links)

Hal Capone is one of the greatest things I've ever seen.


Habitat For … What Is That, A Bird?


"Sorry, homeless people, your house isn't gonna be ready on time.


The With Leather Photo Tour Of Marlins Park


This weekend was a busy one for me -- attending Wrestlemania XXVIII, meeting Dave "Masked Man" Shoemaker from Grantland, trying to figure out what the sh*t a "Sun Pass" is -- but one of the biggest highlights was attending Sunday's exhibition game between the New York Yankees and the new look Miami Marlins in brand-spanking-new Marlins Park in Miami.


The SF Giants Mascot Battle Royal, Or 'Giant Seal Doesn't Know How To Work'


As regular readers of the site know, I have a deep, undying love for two things most people consider creepy or for babies -- mascots and pro wrestling.


Crushers Rep: ‘You Won’t Be Punished For Stealing Our Bear’s Head’


The best part of any sports mascot making national news is that I've probably got a picture with him.


Amarillo BonerSox Mascot Not a Big Deal, Has Precedent


So it turns out the Amarillo Sox mascot like to f**k all night.


Galapagos Birds Nearing Extinction

The mistreatment of the planet by human beings is going to cause a mass extinction like the one that killed the dinosaurs, and it all starts with this Lehigh Valley IronPigs player hitting a foul ball into the neck of the Phillie Phanatic and sending him to the hospital.


Local Dragon Sets Extremely Specific World Record

In a story indicative of the type of sports blog I'm running, Homer the Dragon of the Charlotte Knights set the world record for “Most Hugs Given by a Mascot in a 24-hour Span” on Friday by hugging 5,615 people in the Charlotte area in 24 hours.

Minor League Baseball

A Guide to Recognizing Your Mascots: California League


The Guide to Recognizing Your Mascots tour of baseball's minor leagues returns this week with the California League.


A Guide to Recognizing Your Mascots – South Atlantic League


For the discerning Minor League Baseball fan, the South Atlantic League is clearly the league of choice.

Minor League Baseball

A Guide to Recognizing Your Mascots – New York-Penn League


An important thing I've learned about writing on the Internet is that 98 out of 100 people reading your work live in the U.

Minor League Baseball

A Guide to Recognizing Your Mascots – Northwest League


For week three of the Guide To Recognizing series of unsolicited MiLB team mascot information we jump back across the continental United States to the Northwest League of Professional Baseball, a Short-Season A classification minor league.


Tampa Bay Fans Are Hammered, Sleepy


With less than 40 games left in the regular season, the American League East continues to be the best in baseball, showcasing a neck-and-neck sprint to the finish between the New York Yankees and the Tampa Bay Devil Rays, with the Bronx Bombers currently holding a 1-game lead atop the division.

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