Courtesy Of ‘The Daily Show,’ Here’s The Phillie Phanatic Having Sex With Billy The Marlin While Fredbird Watches

Manager Matt Williams Wants Nothing To Do With Mascot Matt Williams

The ‘Unofficial’ Cubs Mascot Took A Swing At A Guy In A Wrigleyville Bar

Important Sports Debate: Which Baseball Dog Mascot Is Cuter, Hank Or Rookie?

The Biggest Star Of Baseball's Opening Day: Milwaukee Brewers Mascot Hank The Dog

Jon Bones Jones Threw Out The First Pitch Before A Blue Jays Game, Kicked A Bird In The Stomach

And Now, The Final Blow In The War Between Bird And Hot Dog

Conan Unveils New Chicago Cubs Mascots (And Thursday Morning Links)

Habitat For … What Is That, A Bird?

The With Leather Photo Tour Of Marlins Park

The SF Giants Mascot Battle Royal, Or 'Giant Seal Doesn't Know How To Work'

Crushers Rep: ‘You Won’t Be Punished For Stealing Our Bear’s Head’

Amarillo BonerSox Mascot Not a Big Deal, Has Precedent

Galapagos Birds Nearing Extinction

Local Dragon Sets Extremely Specific World Record

A Guide to Recognizing Your Mascots: California League

A Guide to Recognizing Your Mascots – South Atlantic League

A Guide to Recognizing Your Mascots – New York-Penn League