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Marshawn Lynch Just ‘Bout That Copyright Law, Boss

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Marshawn Lynch has filed to trademark the phrase "I'm just here so I won't get fined."

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Marshawn Lynch Is Reportedly Mulling Retirement

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We imagined the most badass ways he could go out.

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Super Bowl XLIX Live Blog, Second Half

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After a mostly scoreless first half, two late scoring drives have the pace picking up.

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Super Bowl XLIX Live Blog

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Featuring the KSK Super Bowl drinking game.

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The Philadelphia Daily News Wins The Marshawn Lynch Media Day Hot Take Award

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You knew the Marshawn hot takes were coming. Cheers to Marcus Hayes for having the hottest.

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NFLShop Was Selling a Plaque That Featured Marshawn Lynch Grabbing His Crotch

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The plaque is no longer for sale and the NFL says it never should have been.

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Packers-Seahawks NFC Championship, Second Half

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Russell Wilson has 12 passing yards and three interceptions. Surprise! The Seahawks are losing.

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Packers-Seahawks NFC Championship Live Blog

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Aaron Rodgers is hurt and the weather is a mess. Doesn't bode well for the Packers.

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Panthers-Seahawks Playoff Live Blog, Second Half

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Kam Chancellor almost blocked every kick.

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Panthers-Seahawks Playoff Live Blog

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Can the Panthers upset the Seahawks on the road? Probably not, but they might be able to keep it close.

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Sunday’s Marshawn Lynch media response: ‘Why do y’all keep doing this every week?’

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I think we're two weeks away from Lynch just making fart noises at journalists and that's only because Seattle has a bye next week.

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Thanks For Asking, Media

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NFL beat reporters are once again very upset with Marshawn Lynch for not giving them enough juicy quotes.

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Seahawks-Cardinals SNF, Second Half

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Ryan Lindley is 5/15 in the first half and even that is good for him because no picks.

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Seahawks-Cardinals SNF Live Blog

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The Cardinals starting quarterback hasn't thrown a touchdown in nearly career 200 passes. Good luck against the Seattle defense!

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Seahawks-49ers Food Coma Live Blog, Second Half

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The 49ers would have a chance if they had an offense.

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Seahawks-49ers Thanksgiving Live Blog

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Richard Sherman and Michael Crabtree to sit down together and cordially tear each other's face off.


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