ted cruz

Ted Cruz Quit Listening To Rock Music After 9/11

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It just wasn't American enough for the presidential hopeful.

donald trump

Donald Trump Says He Is Totally Going To Investigate Ted Cruz’s Eligibility To Run For President

Trump will stop any filthy Canadians trying to be president of our country!

DACHSHUNDS

This Brilliant Criminal Was Caught After Leaving His ID-Tagged Wiener Dog At The Scene Of The Crime

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Important criminal advice: do NOT leave something at the scene of the crime which can be directly traced back to you.

#Viral Videos

Watch This Motorcyclist Lead Police On A Crazy Chase Through A Canadian Mall

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In February, an unidentified motorcyclist led police on a chase 'Blues Brothers' style through a Canadian shopping mall. The newly released footage is absolutely bonkers.

die hard

A Newspaper Reader Wrote A Letter To The Editor To Correct A Bad ‘Die Hard’ Reference

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A newspaper reader wrote a letter to the editor to correct a columnist's questionable reference to the 'Die Hard' film franchise.

Canada

While It’s Not Illegal, Canada Would Like Everyone To Stop ‘Spocking’ Money Now

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Since Leonard Nimoy's passing, people in Canada have been drawing Spock on their money, but the government would like that to stop now.

O CANADA

Canada Doesn’t Want Chris Brown, So His Concerts There Have Been Canceled

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The home of his nemesis Drake is decidedly not Team Breezy.

guns

Canada’s New Military Rifle Is Straight Out Of A Video Game

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The Canadian military has a rifle of the future, and it was probably designed by James Cameron.

FRIDAY THE 13TH

Spend Your Friday The 13th With Jason The Terrible, The ‘Friday The 13th’ Wrestler

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It's Friday the 13th, so there's no better time to celebrate Canadian pro wrestler JASON THE TERRIBLE, the 'Friday the 13th' wrestler.

SPECIAL SCREENINGS

A Canadian Movie Theater Plans To Offer Special Screenings For People With Autism

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A Canadian theater chain is taking a novel approach to attracting families to its screenings.

office exercise

A Study Shows That Treadmill Desks Might Make You Smarter And Pay Better Attention At Work

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According to a new Canadian study, test subjects retained more information and were more attentive when working at a treadmill desk.

#Star Trek

Now You Can Own This Sweet ‘Star Trek’ Custom Van Boldly Featuring Topless Women

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Would you like to own a custom van featuring many Star Trek characters and (for some reason) two topless women? Sure ya do, weirdo!

#Viral Videos

This University’s Sexy Recruitment Ad Is Not Going Over Well With Professors

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A Canadian university released a steamy recruitment video, and professors aren't happy.

WWE SMACKDOWN

SmackDown Will Air On Wednesdays In Canada For The Most Canadian Reason Ever

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Starting this week Canada will get SmackDown one day before America. Hoverboards are scheduled for next week.


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