Posts Tagged: Canada

FOOD

Canada’s Boston Pizza Has Brought Us The Pizza Taco And Maybe A Pizza Cake

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Boston Pizza's new 'Pizza Game Changer' ad campaign has created the 'pizza cake,' which may change the food game forever.

ANNOUNCERS

ESPN Wants To Steal Renee Young Away From WWE And That Is Not Okay

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ESPN is "very interested" in stealing away WWE's backstage interviewer, delightful Canadian beauty Renee Young. THIS IS NOT OKAY, GUYS.

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Toronto Officially Has The Best Fake Political Campaign Signs

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A+ work from a team hellbent on no more Rob Ford in Toronto. This is how you get the internet to do your work for you.

Canada

Justin Bieber Was Booed Hilariously After Winning The Fan Favorite Award At Canada's Juno Awards

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Canada unsurprisingly thinks about as much of its biggest export as the rest of the universe.

Canada

Here's An OHL Goalie Trying To 'Get His Vengeance' With A Sick Cheap Shot

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An OHL goalie went rogue and tried to decapitate his opponent with a stick shot to the back of the head, much to the chagrin of some adorable announcers.

FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT

Oh Canada, Where Two Hockey Bros Can Fight Each Other And Then High Five

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During a recent NAHL game, Joël Thériault and Gaby Roch tried to decapitate each other with their fists and then hugged it out for sportsmanship.

RUNNING

Canada Is Producing A Sports Drink Beer That Has Almost No Alcohol In It, Because Canada

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A Canadian company is developing a so-called recovery ale as a "healthy" alternative to traditional beer with 77 calories and 0.5% ABV. Goddammit Canada.

adult films

Canadian Porn Channels Are Being Reprimanded For Not Showing Enough Canadian Porn

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The CRTC has reprimanded three Canadian porn networks because they don't air the required amount of Canadian-made pornography.

AWESOME KIDS

An Elderly Woman Has Waved At School Kids Every Day For Six Years, So They Gave Her A Wonderful Surprise

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Students at the Highland Secondary School in British Columbia made an 84-year old woman's Valentine's Day by celebrating her daily kindness with her.

2014 winter olympics

A Digital Billboard In Illinois Had A Great Suggestion For Justin Bieber’s Fate

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The folks at Command Transportation in Illinois suggested that the loser of tomorrow's gold medal Olympics hockey match has to keep Justin Bieber.

2014 OLYMPICS

There’s A Beer Fridge In The Olympic Village That Can Only Be Opened By Canadians

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Canadian athletes at the 2014 Winter Olympics have been gifted a beer fridge that only they can open by using their passports.

Canada

Justin Bieber Might Actually Get Deported For Real. Here’s How.

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And that's why you don't throw eggs at your neighbor.

Canada

Canadian Non-Profit Debuts The Country’s First Crack Pipe Vending Machine

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The crack pipe vending machine sounds like a bad joke... but it's apparently a real concept that just debuted in Canada.

Canada

Porn Actress Heidi Van Horny Will Have Sex With 23 Men On Her 23rd Birthday

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To celebrate her 23rd birthday with a 'big princess party,' porn star Heidi Van Horny will have sex with 23 men on camera.

Canada

We Enthusiastically Endorse Rob Ford’s Bid For Reelection As Mayor Of Toronto

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Rob Ford is once again running for mayor of Toronto. He has our full support.

Canada

This Comedian Is Pissed That A Butcher Shop Stole His Joke About Vegans

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A butcher shop butchered the act of crediting a joke to the comedian.

Canada

With Leather's Watch This: There Was A Fight Between The Canadian And US Women's Hockey Teams

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The Team USA and Team Canada women's hockey teams continued their bitter rivalry with another big brawl in Friday's exhibition game.

all the feels

A Calgary Man Won A $40 Million Lottery Jackpot And Is Giving It All To Charity

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A 64-year old retiree in Calgary is donating his entire $40 million lottery jackpot winnings to cancer research in memory of his wife.


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