uber

Uber Will Give You Free Ride HomeIf You’re Drunk Enough (But Only In Canada)

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Uber has rolled out an Uber Safe program in Toronto which gives drunks an option other than driving.

marilyn manson

A Canadian Hero Reportedly Punched Marilyn Manson In The Face At Denny’s

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It sounds like the beginning of a great joke: why did Marilyn Manson get punched at a Denny's in Canada?

FAST FOOD

Two Dads Drove Their Sons From Montreal To The Very First KFC For A Quick Meal

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Go ahead and refer to this as a "bucket" list, if you can handle the eye-rolling.

PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE NOTES

This Doctor Had The Best Response To An Employer Who Requires Sick Notes From Employees

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This guy's doctor isn't a fan of employers who require employees to provide sick notes when calling out.

ted cruz

Ted Cruz Quit Listening To Rock Music After 9/11

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It just wasn't American enough for the presidential hopeful.

donald trump

Donald Trump Says He Is Totally Going To Investigate Ted Cruz’s Eligibility To Run For President

Trump will stop any filthy Canadians trying to be president of our country!

DACHSHUNDS

This Brilliant Criminal Was Caught After Leaving His ID-Tagged Wiener Dog At The Scene Of The Crime

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Important criminal advice: do NOT leave something at the scene of the crime which can be directly traced back to you.

#Viral Videos

Watch This Motorcyclist Lead Police On A Crazy Chase Through A Canadian Mall

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In February, an unidentified motorcyclist led police on a chase 'Blues Brothers' style through a Canadian shopping mall. The newly released footage is absolutely bonkers.

die hard

A Newspaper Reader Wrote A Letter To The Editor To Correct A Bad ‘Die Hard’ Reference

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A newspaper reader wrote a letter to the editor to correct a columnist's questionable reference to the 'Die Hard' film franchise.

Canada

While It’s Not Illegal, Canada Would Like Everyone To Stop ‘Spocking’ Money Now

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Since Leonard Nimoy's passing, people in Canada have been drawing Spock on their money, but the government would like that to stop now.

O CANADA

Canada Doesn’t Want Chris Brown, So His Concerts There Have Been Canceled

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The home of his nemesis Drake is decidedly not Team Breezy.

guns

Canada’s New Military Rifle Is Straight Out Of A Video Game

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The Canadian military has a rifle of the future, and it was probably designed by James Cameron.

FRIDAY THE 13TH

Spend Your Friday The 13th With Jason The Terrible, The ‘Friday The 13th’ Wrestler

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It's Friday the 13th, so there's no better time to celebrate Canadian pro wrestler JASON THE TERRIBLE, the 'Friday the 13th' wrestler.


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