With Leather’s Watch This: A Russian Dog Really Doesn’t Want A Bath, Comrades


And here I thought that my dog acted ridiculous when I tell her it's time for a bath.


Reminder: Baseball Has Flopping, Too


I’m not the kind of guy who likes to toot his own horn, because rib removal surgery isn’t something that is covered under my health insurance, but back in the day I was quite the mediocre little league baseball player.


Someone Sent The Cubs A Severed Goat Head, Because Sane People Do That

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At 3-5, the Chicago Cubs aren’t exactly already eliminated from the NL Central race, but apparently one Cubs fan decided that this season was over before it ever really even started.


Bless Their Hearts, The Chicago Cubs Are Somewhat Optimistic About This Year

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At 61-101, the Chicago Cubs amazingly weren’t the worst team in Major League Baseball last season.


‘Cubs Facebook’ Is The Hot New Twitter Account That Celebrates Outraged Cubs Fans

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Last year, an enterprising Chicago Cubs fan started a new Twitter account to honor the audacity of St.


Worse Presidential Candidate: Sammy Sosa Or Wilmer Valderrama?

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Last we checked in on former Chicago Cubs slugger Sammy Sosa, he allowed me to <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/2013/01/sammy-sosa-flickr-hilarious">absolutely, 100% legitimately spend two days with him and his new public relations team</a>, as they are trying to attempt to rebuild his image with the hopes of getting him back into the good graces of the incredibly evil Baseball Writers Association of America.


A Behind The Scenes Look At Sammy Sosa's New Social Media PR Rehab Experiment

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By now, you’ve surely seen the glory that is former MLB slugger Sammy Sosa’s Pinterest page, which <a href="http://deadspin.com/5974860/sammy-sosa-has-the-best-pinterest-page-ever">was unveiled by Deadspin yesterday</a> and quickly <a href="http://www.gq.com/style/blogs/the-gq-eye/2013/01/every-look-from-sammy-sosas-pinterest-page.html?mbid=social_tumblr_gqmagazine">pinned on every blog and Tumblr across the Interwebs</a>.


Adam Greenberg Isn’t Moonlight Graham, But He’s Close


You will read this line in every Adam Greenberg story, including this one.


The Chicago Cubs Can’t Even Win The World Series In Fictional Wastelands

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In new TV shows that didn’t necessarily look great but I still wanted to watch and eventually forgot news, NBC’s new apocalyptic drama Revolution <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/09/18/revolution-ratings-premiere-nbc_n_1893560.html">debuted to pretty solid ratings</a> on Monday night.


Congratulations On Your Internet Fame, Chicago Cubs Blowjob Guy

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<a href="http://uproxx.files.wordpress.com/2012/09/cubs_blowjob.png"></a>I've been to a lot of boring baseball games, and I've seen fans soldier through the lulls in action by reading books, playing video games and pretty much anything else besides "watching baseball".


A Chicago Cubs Fan's Season In A Nutshell (And Morning Links)


In the more graphic version of <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/2012/08/jose-reyes-pop-fly-hit-by-ball-miami-marlins-video" target="_blank">Jose Reyes losing a ball in the sun and looking like an idiot</a>, a Cubs fan reached out for a ball, fell over the railing and lost a piece of his scalp on the ground.


A Billy Goat Has Already Cursed This Guy’s Marriage

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Before we start, I need several minutes to figure out what it says on her shirt.


New Fighting Illini Coach Tim Beckman Sings At Wrigley, Breaks The Sound Barrier

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Ladies and gentlemen, we've got a new entry in the <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/2012/07/jay-cutler-take-me-out-to-the-ballgame" target="_blank">Worst Rendition Of 'Take Me Out To The Ballgame'</a> competition.


How Dare The Chicago Cubs Dress Up As Super Heroes After Losing

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Despite being absolutely mauled in a three-game sweep at the hands of their villainous arch-rivals, the St.


No-Handed First Pitch


Tom Willis, who was born with no arms, uses his feet to throw out the ceremonial first pitch at Wrigley Field.


Zach Galifianakis And Will Ferrell Take The Chicago Cubs To Pleasure Town


In the tradition of <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/2012/02/will-ferrell-does-nba-player-intros-reveals-carlos-boozer-still-lives-with-his-mother" target="_blank">Will Ferrell announcing that Carlos Boozer still lives with his mother</a>, the Chicago Cubs brought in Ferrell and The Campaign co-star Zach Galifianakis into Wrigley this week to throw out the first pitch, read the game's line-up cards and just generally f**k around on the field until they were told to leave.


Jose Reyes Homerun Drills Vendor in the Back


The Marlins' Jose Reyes hits a homerun to right field that hits an unsuspecting usher square in the back.


Will Ferrell and Zach Galifianakis Invade Wrigley Field


The stars of The Campaign eat pizza on the mound, throw out the first pitch(es), and ad lib the Cubs' starting lineup for their game against the Marlins on Wednesday.

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Did Jay Cutler Have The Worst Rendition Of ‘Take Me Out To The Ballgame’ Of All-Time?

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Forgive me for that headline, as hyperbole usually isn’t in my wheelhouse, but holy Harry Caray, Chicago Bears quarterback Jay Cutler did a number on the classic Wrigley Field 7th inning stretch on Saturday.

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