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The Chicago Cubs Got Cake Boss To Make Them A Sadness Cake

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Cake Boss and the Chicago Cubs made a Wrigley Field birthday cake that also kinda celebrates 100 years of the Cubs losing.

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With Leather’s Watch This: The Yankees And Cubs Remind Us About Rule 6.08(c)

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During yesterday's Yankees-Cubs game, we got to see the rare catcher's interference play score the Yankees an easy run.

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The ‘Unofficial’ Cubs Mascot Took A Swing At A Guy In A Wrigleyville Bar

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One of the men who poses as the unofficial Chicago Cubs mascot, Billy Cub, snapped after a bar patron kept trying to fight him.

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The Chicago Cubs Have A New Mascot. His Name Is Clark. Clark The Cub.

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For the first time ever, the Chicago Cubs have a mascot. His name is Clark the Cub and he's here to make kids happy.

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The Chicago Cubs Want Fans To Get Drunk Before They Even Get Into Wrigley

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A new city ordinance would allow the Chicago Cubs to sell beer and alcohol to fans in the plaza outside Wrigley Field at all hours of the day.

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With Leather’s Watch This: It’s Not All Bad News For Oklahoma Football Fans

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While fans of the Oklahoma State University Cowboys are shaking their fists in rage at Sports Illustrated for possibly ruining all the fun of paid players who were getting their F on with a special team of sexy recruitment gals known as Orange Pride, Oklahoma Sooners fans have been tailgating with a porn star.

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With Leather’s Watch This: A Cardinals Fan Tried To Kill A Bee Attacking A Cubs Fan

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Via Deadspin (with a hat tip to UPROXX reader Beer Guy Rob) comes this video of a feisty and considerably drunk pugilist outside of Wrigley Field.

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Anthony Rizzo’s Local Chevy Ad Isn’t Terrible

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Among the many things that fascinate me – including, but not limited to, shiny objects, Tyler Perry’s success, how people don’t punch Scott Disick at least once a day, Kate Upton and Taco Bell Volcano Tacos – professional athletes doing local TV commercials may be my favorite.

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Video: Ernie Banks Sang The Chorus Of ‘All The Way’ With Pearl Jam

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For as much as I’ve written and joked about celebrity baseball fans in the past, there’s just no denying that what the Chicago Cubs lack in World Series trophies, they more than make up for with awesome famous people repping the C.

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With Leather’s Watch This: The Mets And Cubs Are Partly To Blame For Society’s Downfall

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I think Bob Costas is just trying to be cute and sarcastic in this clip from Sunday’s U.S. Open Championship coverage, when he took a break to recap the bottom dweller classic between the New York Mets and the Chicago Cubs.

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With Leather’s Watch This: A Russian Dog Really Doesn’t Want A Bath, Comrades

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And here I thought that my dog acted ridiculous when I tell her it's time for a bath.

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Reminder: Baseball Has Flopping, Too

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I’m not the kind of guy who likes to toot his own horn, because rib removal surgery isn’t something that is covered under my health insurance, but back in the day I was quite the mediocre little league baseball player.

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Someone Sent The Cubs A Severed Goat Head, Because Sane People Do That

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At 3-5, the Chicago Cubs aren’t exactly already eliminated from the NL Central race, but apparently one Cubs fan decided that this season was over before it ever really even started.

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Bless Their Hearts, The Chicago Cubs Are Somewhat Optimistic About This Year

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At 61-101, the Chicago Cubs amazingly weren’t the worst team in Major League Baseball last season.

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‘Cubs Facebook’ Is The Hot New Twitter Account That Celebrates Outraged Cubs Fans

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Last year, an enterprising Chicago Cubs fan started a new Twitter account to honor the audacity of St.

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Worse Presidential Candidate: Sammy Sosa Or Wilmer Valderrama?

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Last we checked in on former Chicago Cubs slugger Sammy Sosa, he allowed me to absolutely, 100% legitimately spend two days with him and his new public relations team, as they are trying to attempt to rebuild his image with the hopes of getting him back into the good graces of the incredibly evil Baseball Writers Association of America.

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A Behind The Scenes Look At Sammy Sosa's New Social Media PR Rehab Experiment

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By now, you’ve surely seen the glory that is former MLB slugger Sammy Sosa’s Pinterest page, which was unveiled by Deadspin yesterday and quickly pinned on every blog and Tumblr across the Interwebs.


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