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What Awful Thing Did Chris Brown Do Today? He Compared Himself To Jesus On The Cross. Yes, He Really Did

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Just when you thought Chris Brown couldn't possibly get any worse, he goes and plays the Jesus on the cross card on us.

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Settle Down, Kenny G: 5 Very Lame Musician Feuds

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A list of lame fights between musicians, after Chris Brown jumped Frank Ocean because of a parking spot.

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Chris Brown Jumped Frank Ocean In A Parking Lot Last Night, Has REALLY Crossed The Line Now

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Has a man ever needed his butt kicked more than Chris Brown needs his butt kicked right now? YOU DO NOT MESS WITH FRANK OCEAN!

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The 2012 UPROXX People, Places And Things Of The Year Awards

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Well, friends, another year has come and gone and it’s time to write 2012 into the history books.

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With Leather’s Watch This: Pizza! Pizza!

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All right, I promised that I was going to stop writing about controversial topics or inciting passionate debate, but I have to get this off my chest.

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Chris Brown’s Twitter Tormenter Says She Has No Regrets, Sounds Like She Has Regrets

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Jenny Johnson, the comedy writer who trolled Chris Brown, says she has no regrets about flaming Brown, but she sure sounds like she regrets getting into the spat with Brown.

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Is Rihanna Dry-Humping Chris Brown In This Instagram Pic Or Is She Trolling Us All HARD

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Personally, I don't know what to think, mainly because I have better things to do with my time than to think deeply about the status of Rihanna and Chris Brown's relationship.

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Chris Brown Deactived His Twitter Account After Telling Comedian That He Wanted To ‘Sh*t On [Her] Retina’

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Or in the lady beater's words, "She told me not to shart in ur mouth, wanted me to sh*t right on the retina." SUCH A CHARMER.

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Chris Brown Was A Terrorist For Halloween

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When you stop and think about it, Chris Brown dressing up as a terrorist for Halloween is kind of perfect. We're all his hostages, after all.

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White High School Students Don Black Face And Reenact Chris Brown Beating Rihanna At A Pep Rally

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*Sigh* This comes from a <a href="http://ireport.cnn.com/docs/DOC-858297">CNN iReport</a>: At the most resent Pep Rally for Waverly High School, located in Waverly NY.

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Chris Brown Released A Weird Confessional Video Explaining Why He’s In Love With Two People

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"Is there such [a] thing as loving two people? I don't know. I don't know if that's possible, but, for me I just, I feel like that. You know?" Nope.

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Chris Brown's New Album Comes With An Appropriate Warning Label In The UK

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Awful neck-tattooed comic book villain Chris Brown has a new album out, in case you didn't know, and some anonymous hero in the UK is going around slapping a warning label on the CD version of the album.

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Meme Watch: Thanks To Chris Brown, Celebrity Neck Tattoos Are All The Rage

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The best images from the "celebrity neck tattoos" meme, in honor of Chris Brown's new Rihanna, but totally not Rihanna ink.

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Twitter Reacts To Chris Brown’s Awful New Neck Tattoo

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Naturally, when news broke about Chris Brown's new neck tattoo earlier today there were plenty of LOLs to be found on Twitter, as is usually the case when dumb celebrities do dumb things. Here are a few of my favorite tweets in response to Brown unveiling his hideous tattoo.

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Chris Brown Got A Neck Tattoo. Of The Face Of A Beaten Woman. Who Resembles Rihanna. NBD.

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Chris Brown to himself: "You know, that space on my neck could really use some filling in. I should get a tattoo of a beaten woman there!"

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Rihanna Tells Oprah That She Still Loves Chris Brown

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In an interview with Oprah on OWN, Rihanna admitted that she still has feelings for her abusive ex-boyfriend, Chris Brown.

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Is This The Best Chris Brown Review Ever?

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Chloe Papas has turned in a review of Chris Brown's 'Fortune' for the record books. Not since the Nickelback review has a musician been bashed this hard.

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Here's A Gloriously Defaced Chris Brown Poster For Your Viewing Pleasure

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If you, like me, are troubled by the news that petulant dickhead Chris Brown's Fortune <a href="http://www.billboard.com/news/chris-brown-s-fortune-heading-for-no-1-on-1007502752.story#/news/chris-brown-s-fortune-heading-for-no-1-on-1007502752.story">appears headed to the top of the charts</a>, thanks no doubt to his delusional "Team Breezy" death cult, well, you can take some solace in knowing that anonymous heroes are out there defacing his dumb posters.

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Chris Brown Recorded A Diss Track About Drake, Calls Him A P*ssy

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I know you might be shocked to hear this, but Chris Brown and Drake haven't kissed and made up since their <a href="http://www.uproxx.com/music/2012/06/there-are-no-winners-when-chris-brown-and-drake-get-in-a-fight-over-rihanna/">wimpy brawl</a> earlier this month.


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