Posts Tagged: DANCING WITH THE STARS

ASHLEY JUDD

Who Ice-T, Indeed

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There's a lot of TV news floating around right now.

CHOPPED

What's On Tonight: A Hair-Raising 'Justified'

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Justified (FX) - I could not possibly be more excited about the prospect of a Dickie Bennett/Boyd Crowder collaboration.

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What's On Tonight: Gunfights, Dancing, Etc.

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Justified (FX) - ALERT: In light of last week's events, the Boyd Crowder Hair Threat Level has been temporarily elevated from "Child Using a Balloon to Produce Static Electricity" to "Cartoon Electrocution.

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Urkel Will Be On 'Dancing With The Stars'

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The cast of the upcoming season of "Dancing with the Stars" was announced this morning, and it will include the standard crop of quasi-celebrities and aging icons, such as "Extra" host Maria Menounos, "The View" co-host Sherri Shepherd, Green Bay Packer wide receiver Donald Driver, former tennis champion Martina Navratilova, and singer Gladys Knight.

DONALD DRIVER

Important News: Dancing With The Stars Season 14 Has Its Sports Guys

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The cast for season 14 of ABC’s 'Dancing with the Stars' was unveiled this morning, and to answer the questions you may be having so far: 1.

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Victor Cruz Is The New King Of New York

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Since defeating the New England Patriots to win Super Bowl XLVI last Sunday, the New York Giants have been celebrating like there’s no tomorrow.

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R.I.P. Etta James

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Image via Wikipedia There's really not a lot of TV news this afternoon, so I'd like to take this opportunity to say rest in peace to Etta James.

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What’s on Tonight: Robert Wagner Arrested!

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NCIS (CBS) -- "How do you solve a murder when your father is the prime suspect.

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What’s On Tonight: Not A Lot

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Dancing with the Stars (ABC) - Now that <a href="http://www.uproxx.com/tv/2011/10/surprise-surprise">Kristin Cavallari</a> and <a href="http://www.uproxx.com/tv/2011/09/dancing-with-the-stars-is-a-crock-of-sht">Elisabetta Canalis have been voted off</a>, I assume viewers of this show will go back to their usual Monday night plans of hiding in the bushes outside fitness centers and throwing ham at yoga instructors.

ABC

Surprise, Surprise.

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Here's <a href="http://www.uproxx.com/tv/2011/10/whats-on-tonight-onion-news-returns">what I wrote</a> before yesterday's "Dancing with the Stars" results show: Chaz Bono was once again in last place, with Nancy Grace clomping along near the bottom as well.

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‘Dancing with the Stars’ Is a Crock of Sh*t

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I don't watch "Dancing with the Stars.

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Well That’s a Relief, I Guess

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Not that this will help us un-vomit our collective breakfast, but Nancy Grace says that her wardrobe malfunction last night revealed only a pasty, and not the sliced ham hock of a nipple that we all feared.

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God Smites Earth with Nancy Grace Nip Slip

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Forget hurricanes and tornadoes and earthquakes: the surest sign that God is pissed at humanity is the brief nipple slip Nancy Grace suffered on "Dancing with the Stars" last night.

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And That Was Quick

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Having never watched an episode of "Dancing With the Stars," what with my indifference toward dancing and the show’s lack of stars, I at least had a silent interest in the latest season, as I wanted Ron Artest, AKA Metta World Peace, to put on a hell of a show.

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Ron Artest Is Ready To Break It Down

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It’s been a long, zany offseason for Los Angeles Lakers forward Ron Artest… excuse me, my apologies.


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