SOMEONE NEEDS TO BURN E! DOWN

Khloe And Lamar Aren’t Pregnant Yet

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Khloe Kardashian is famous because her sister, Kim, made a sex tape with Brandy's brother and her father helped O.

VALENTINE'S DAY

How Inappropriate Is Your Valentine?

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A 12-year old girl in North Carolina has been introduced to the wonderful world of male chauvinism a little earlier than her parents expected, after she received some candy hearts.

NIGHTMARE FUEL

Khloe And Lamar Have An Odor, Ad

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A few months ago, we brought you news that Los Angeles Lakers sweet tooth Lamar Odom and his chupacabra wife Khloe Kardashian would be releasing their own designer fragrance for both men and women.

TONY ROMO

This Week In Chicks Who Bang Athletes

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That bombshell to the right is Candice Crawford, fiancé of Dallas Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo and sister of Gossip Girls star Chace Crawford.

SOMEONE NEEDS TO BURN E! DOWN

This Week In Chicks Who Bang Athletes

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Los Angeles Lakers forward Lamar Odom and his pet wildebeast, Khloe Kardashian (not pictured because I respect and value our readers), are going to have yet another reality TV show.

TSA

Have Airlines Got Their Act Together?

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Chances are if you flew on an American airline in October you were a pretty pleasant frequent flyer, because the month marked a huge milestone in modern air travel - not a single flight experienced a long delay on the tarmac.

OJ SIMPSON

Happy Anniversary, O.J. Simpson!

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It was 15 years ago yesterday that California’s judicial system first openly told the rest of the world: “If you’re a celebrity and you like to commit serious felonies then move here.

TALENTLESS GOLD DIGGERS

Lamar Odom, Godzilla Renew Vows

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The other day we discussed the wonder of marriage and how Los Angeles Lakers forward and Twizzlers fanatic Lamar Odom and his famous-because-her-sister-made-an-amateur-porn-with-Brandy’s-talentless-brother wife Khloe Kardashian were still crazier than ever for each other as they <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/2010/09/happy-anniversary-lamar-and-khloe1">celebrated their first anniversary</a>.

Spotlight

PoV: The Young Kardashians

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<a href="http://smokingsection.uproxx.com/TSS/?p=136353"> Since Sesame Street has gained relevance recently, I thought of the classic "<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ueZ6tvqhk8U&feature=related">One Of These Things</a>" song as soon as I saw this picture.

NBA

Happy Anniversary, Lamar And Khloe!!1!

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In news only Satan’s bookkeeper cares about, Los Angeles Lakers forward Lamar Odom and his wookie wife Khloe Kardashian celebrated their one-year anniversary yesterday, and I imagine it featured a hot tub full of gravy and the last remnants of an endangered species being swallowed whole.

SOMEONE STOP THESE TERRIBLE PEOPLE

You Can Smell Like Lamar And Khloe

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Have you been looking for a fragrance for your wife or girlfriend and thought, “If only there was a perfume that we could wear together as a tribute to our favorite F-list celebrity couple”.

VERNON DAVIS

Lamar Gets TV Show, Loses Respect

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Lamar Odom and Khloe Kardashian have been <a href="http://www.celebuzz.com/khloe-kardashian-lamar-odom-get-s138461/">married</a> for nearly a year now, and thankfully, they haven't gotten on my nerves during that time.

VANESSA BRYANT

This Week In Chicks Who Bang Athletes

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They say the mark of a truly great sporting event is the ability to leave people talking about it after it’s over.

Reality TV

Godzilla Leaves Miami

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This is the new trailer for the upcoming season of E.

too short

4.16 The Cooler

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<a href="http://gawker.com/5518251/obama-made-55-million-last-year"> Meme Obama Made $5.5 Million Last Year <a href="http://gawker.com/5518251/obama-made-55-million-last-year">[Gawker]</a> When Should You Use A Taser.

Trina

10.23 The Cooler

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Larena, Whip Appeal Isiah And Magic In Full-On Feud [The Baseline] Playstation 3 Now Outselling Xbox, Wii [BI] Shawn Kemp Is Back, Sort Of [Dime] Reasons White People Like Boyz N The Hood [Gunaxin] FBI: Mobster 'More Powerful Than A John Gotti' [CNN] Khloe Kardashian Has [...].

WALMART

10.16 The Cooler

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Gigi, Smugglin' Hams Watches For Under $300 [AskMen] 6 Great Athletes Who Tried to Kill Their Own Legacies [Gunaxin] VH1's Hip Hop Honors Scores Top TV Ratings [HHDX] The Plight of White Running Back Dillon Romain [The Big Lead] Wal-Mart Offers New Books For $10 [...].

STRIPPERS

LAMAR ODOM CANCELED HIS BACHELOR PARTY

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If you were one of the lucky few that secured an invite to Lamar Odom's bachelor party scheduled for last night, we offer our condolences.


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