Sixers

The New Sixers Mascot Is A Fluffy Blue Breakdancing Dog Named Franklin

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The Sixers may not be very good, but as their fluffy new breakdancing canine mascot Franklin indicates, they are very, very fun.

Smack

GIF: Hornets Fan Attempts To Grope Hugo The Hornet

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Charlotte mascot Hugo the Hornet was doing his thing last night towards the end of Chicago's 102-95 victory in Charlotte.

CM PUNK

CM Punk Lost His First Match Since Leaving WWE And It Was To A Lion Mascot

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CM Punk's online feud with the Los Angeles King mascot boiled over this weekend as the two came to blows in L.A.

HULK HOGAN

Hulk Hogan Showed Up At A Cavs Game And Threatened To Murder The Spurs Coyote

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In his latest random NBA promotional appearance, WWE legend Hulk Hogan put Moondog in a headlock and threatened the Spurs Coyote. Brother.

#VINTAGE BEST AND WORST

The Best And Worst Of WCW Monday Nitro 10/16/95: Mongo McMichael And The Chihuahuas From Mars

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The vintage Best and Worst of WCW Monday Nitro for October 16, 1995, featuring the Nitro debut of Chris Benoit and LUCHADOR MENG.

Ebola

The Jacksonville Jaguars Apologized For Their Mascot’s ‘Towels Carry Ebola’ Sign

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Jaxson de Ville is in trouble for an Ebola joke. Fair or foul?

Mascots

Hannibal Buress Revealed The One Conversation Topic ‘Late Show’ Producers Will Say No To

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It was weird, but great to see Hannibal Buress on "Letterman" last night.

WHEN MASCOTS ARE AWESOME

This Moment Between The Dayton Dragons Mascot And A Deaf Boy Will Make Your Heart Happy

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Heater, the mascot of the Dayton Dragons, had an unforgettable interaction with a deaf boy who wanted to meet him. Oh no, the tears.

#jimmy fallon

Youppi!, The Montreal Canadiens Mascot, Upheld The Team’s Bet With Jimmy Fallon

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Beloved Canadiens mascot Youppi! took to the streets of Montreal in a Rangers jersey to honor the team's bet with Jimmy Fallon.

#COMEDY CENTRAL

Courtesy Of ‘The Daily Show,’ Here’s The Phillie Phanatic Having Sex With Billy The Marlin While Fredbird Watches

In his apology to the city of Philadelphia last night, Jon Stewart exposed a sex tape made by the Phillie Phanatic with other mascots.

#MLB

The Washington Nationals Racing Presidents Have Joined The Shield And Are Trying To Assassinate Lincoln

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For some amazing reason, three of the GEICO Racing Presidents have joined WWE's The Shield and are trying to take out Abe Lincoln.

#MLB

Manager Matt Williams Wants Nothing To Do With Mascot Matt Williams

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During Monday night's game between the Nationals and Diamondbacks, Matt Williams did not seem pleased with his mascot counterpart.

#MLB

In Case You Missed It, A Dinosaur Threw Out A First Pitch To A Friar Yesterday

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A dinosaur threw out the first pitch at a Padres game. Yes, a dinosaur. No, I don't know where a dinosaur learned how to pitch.

#Star Wars

The Brooklyn Cyclones Are Doing Another Star Wars Night With Sith Jerseys And Bird Jedi

The Brooklyn Cyclones are bringing back Star Wars Night, and this time they're bringing Jedi bird bobbleheads and Darth Maul jerseys.

#NBA

Everybody Really Wants Craig Sager To Get Better And Come Back Soon

From Benny the Bull to Gregg Popovich, everyone knows that the NBA Playoffs aren't complete with Craig Sager, who is battling leukemia.

#MLB

Important Sports Debate: Which Baseball Dog Mascot Is Cuter, Hank Or Rookie?

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In what may end up being the biggest and most important sports debate of the year, we must decide which adorable canine baseball mascot is cuter.

#MLB

The Biggest Star Of Baseball's Opening Day: Milwaukee Brewers Mascot Hank The Dog

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Hank the Dog made his debut at Miller Park yesterday for Milwaukee's Opening Day, and fans are just crazy over the stray from Arizona.

OTEY

We Need To Have A Serious Discussion About Otey, The Arkansas Travelers’ Horrifying Possum Mascot

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The Arkansas Travelers have introduced two new mascots: a handsome horse fellow and OH GOD WHAT IS THIS POSSUM HOW DID IT GET IN THE HOUSE, KILL IT, KILL IT


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