Baseball

This Moment Between The Dayton Dragons Mascot And A Deaf Boy Will Make Your Heart Happy

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Heater, the mascot of the Dayton Dragons, had an unforgettable interaction with a deaf boy who wanted to meet him. Oh no, the tears.

NEW YORK RANGERS

Youppi!, The Montreal Canadiens Mascot, Upheld The Team’s Bet With Jimmy Fallon

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Beloved Canadiens mascot Youppi! took to the streets of Montreal in a Rangers jersey to honor the team's bet with Jimmy Fallon.

BASEBALL MASCOTS

Courtesy Of ‘The Daily Show,’ Here’s The Phillie Phanatic Having Sex With Billy The Marlin While Fredbird Watches

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In his apology to the city of Philadelphia last night, Jon Stewart exposed a sex tape made by the Phillie Phanatic with other mascots.

Baseball

The Washington Nationals Racing Presidents Have Joined The Shield And Are Trying To Assassinate Lincoln

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For some amazing reason, three of the GEICO Racing Presidents have joined WWE's The Shield and are trying to take out Abe Lincoln.

ARIZONA DIAMONDBACKS

Manager Matt Williams Wants Nothing To Do With Mascot Matt Williams

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During Monday night's game between the Nationals and Diamondbacks, Matt Williams did not seem pleased with his mascot counterpart.

Baseball

In Case You Missed It, A Dinosaur Threw Out A First Pitch To A Friar Yesterday

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A dinosaur threw out the first pitch at a Padres game. Yes, a dinosaur. No, I don't know where a dinosaur learned how to pitch.

DARTH MAUL

The Brooklyn Cyclones Are Doing Another Star Wars Night With Sith Jerseys And Bird Jedi

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The Brooklyn Cyclones are bringing back Star Wars Night, and this time they're bringing Jedi bird bobbleheads and Darth Maul jerseys.

2014 NBA PLAYOFFS

Everybody Really Wants Craig Sager To Get Better And Come Back Soon

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From Benny the Bull to Gregg Popovich, everyone knows that the NBA Playoffs aren't complete with Craig Sager, who is battling leukemia.

BASEBALL MASCOTS

Important Sports Debate: Which Baseball Dog Mascot Is Cuter, Hank Or Rookie?

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In what may end up being the biggest and most important sports debate of the year, we must decide which adorable canine baseball mascot is cuter.

APRIL FOOLS DAY

The Biggest Star Of Baseball's Opening Day: Milwaukee Brewers Mascot Hank The Dog

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Hank the Dog made his debut at Miller Park yesterday for Milwaukee's Opening Day, and fans are just crazy over the stray from Arizona.

ARKANSAS TRAVELERS

We Need To Have A Serious Discussion About Otey, The Arkansas Travelers’ Horrifying Possum Mascot

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The Arkansas Travelers have introduced two new mascots: a handsome horse fellow and OH GOD WHAT IS THIS POSSUM HOW DID IT GET IN THE HOUSE, KILL IT, KILL IT

DENVER NUGGETS

An Errant Basketball Turned The Spurs Coyote Into A Lovecraftian Monster

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An accident involving a loose ball caused the Spurs Coyote to lose his eyes, which then caused me to never want to sleep again.

AROLDIS CHAPMAN

This Week's Most Exciting Baseball Moment Happened In A Bear's Mouth

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T.C. Bear, giant bear mascot of the Minnesota Twins, made a great catch in the stands during Spring Training. Also, Aroldis Chapman might be dead.

Baseball

MLB Mascots Are Using Twitter To Try To Nail Mr. Met's Wife

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New York Mets mascot Mr. Met joined Twitter yesterday, and now MLB mascots are using it to try and sleep with his wife.

Mascots

Mr. Met Joined Twitter Today And The Results Were A Little Underwhelming

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While it's great that one of baseball's best mascots joined Twitter today, it's kind of disappointing that his first Tweet was so generic.

MASCOT RACES

Move Over Bernie, The Milwaukee Brewers Have Adopted A Stray Dog As A Mascot

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One of the infamous stray dogs of Maryvale, Arizona showed up to Milwaukee Brewers Spring Training, so the team adopted him and named him Hank.

BASKETBALL

The New Orleans Pelicans Took Crazy To Another Dimension With The King Cake Baby

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The King Cake Baby that used to haunt New Orleans Hornets games is back for the Pelicans as Mardi Gras nears.

BASKETBALL

Pierre The Pelican Finally Underwent His ‘Surgery’ And He’s Now Adorably Creepy

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The New Orleans Pelicans have Pierre the Pelican a far-less-creepy new face after the mascot suffered a "beak injury" in a game.

Baseball

Sorry Boys, Kate Upton Is Getting Married … To A Magical Dragon

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It's a sad day for single men around the world as Kate Upton may be getting married. Good news? She was proposed to by a giant plush dragon.


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