If They Melded: Paula Deen + Tiger Woods Edition


Conan O’Brien mashes together video footage of more celebrities, and the results are horrifying.


In Unrelated News, Martha Stewart Feels Sorry For Paula Deen, Has Participated In A Threesome

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If you're thinking about being in a threesome with Paula Deen and Martha Stewart, I'm sorry.


Walmart Dropped Paula Deen And Customers Are Furious Over It

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Paula Deen's fans took to Walmart's Facebook page with furious complaints after news broke that the retailer had dropped the embattled celebrity cook.


Paula Deen’s Brother Says Her Restaurants Are Doing Better Than Ever

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As Paula Deen's fans threaten to boycott the Food Network, her brother told TMZ that her restaurants are "slammed" and business is stronger than ever.

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Taiwanese Animation Explains How Paula Deen Melted Down Like Butter In A Hot Frying Pan

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The Paula Deen clusterf*ck finally makes sense, now that she's gotten the Taiwanese animation treatment.


Bill Maher Sort Of Defended Paula Deen On 'Real Time'

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Bill Maher: the only guy defending Paula Deen since 2013.


Swing Low Sweet Apricot Tart: Paula Deen Apologizes For Being An Old Bigot, Gets Dropped By Food Network Anyway

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The culinary mind behind Twinkie Pie, the “Fat Darrell” sandwich, and fried butterballs poured out her black, clogged, heart in the hope that you n-words will forgive her.

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Food Network Won't Renew Paula Deen's Contract

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Food Network just released a statement saying it will not renew Paula Deen's contract at the end of the month.

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Here's Paula Deen's Buttery Apology Video (Updated)

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It takes less than a minute for Paula Deen to apologize for being a terrible person.

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Paula Deen Was Held In Contempt For Refusing To Release A Video In Which She Fellates A Chocolate Éclair

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RadarOnline is reporting that Paula Deen was held in contempt for refusing to turn over a video containing "obscene and vulgar video outtakes."


The 'Daily Show' Offers A Cure For Paula Deen's Racism: A 'N*ggerette' Patch

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Last night -- in a segment perfectly titled, "Fried and Prejudice" -- the Daily Show deftly and hilariously tackled the Paula Deen racism controversy.

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Paula Deen Enterprises Says Paula Deen Used The N-Word Because 'She Was Born 60 Years Ago'

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In a statement released by her company, Paula Deen says she used the N-word because she's from the South and she was "born 60 years ago."

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The Paula Deen Blooper Reel Is A Thing Of Hideous Beauty, Involves Deep Throating An Eclair

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Blooper reel footage of Paula Deen leaked onto the Internet, and it involves swearing, deep-throating an eclair, and terrible food.

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Shia LaBeouf is a Cannibal & Morning Links

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The 10 Most Subtly Creepy One Tiny Handed Celebrities

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One day I'm going to do a hard-hitting web journalism series where I catch up with the creators of single-serving Tumblrs and get the true story behind their inspiration.

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