Posts Tagged: SERENA WILLIAMS

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Rory McIlroy Broke Up With Caroline Wozniacki Over An Unflattering Twitpic

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Tennis star Caroline Wozniacki and golfer Rory McIlroy have reportedly broken up over an unauthorized Twitpic of McIlroy sleeping. Whoops!

MODELING IS A SPORT

Kate Upton Was The Star Of The U.S. Open

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If you’re anything like me, you were completely oblivious to this weekend’s U.

BALLBOYS

In Celebration Of The Ball Boy Who Ate It At Wimbledon

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This week has seen two major tennis stories break: 1.

GOLF

Serena Williams Can't Even Get A Picture Of Tiger Woods These Days

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Tennis star Serena Williams was hanging out in the gallery at the Honda Classic golf tournament in Palm Beach Gardens over the weekend, and just like everyone else, she really wanted a picture of Tiger Woods.

AUSTRALIAN OPEN

Serena Williams Lost Because Her Leg Decided To Cosplay The Nutty Professor

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19-year-old tennis star Sloane Stephens became a Brent-Musburger-style overnight sensation when she upset Serena Williams at the Australian Open, gaining almost 40,000 Twitter followers in one night and earning <a href="http://blogs.wsj.com/speakeasy/2013/01/23/sloane-stephens-aces-twitter-after-beating-serena-williams/" target="_blank">congratulatory tweets from Shaq, Dirk Nowitzki, singer John Legend and more</a>.

BIG FAKE BOOBS

My Psychic Told Me Caroline Wozniacki Have A Ass Like Serena

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<a href="http://uproxx.files.wordpress.com/2012/12/caroline_wozniacki_serena_williams.png"></a>I've done a few hours of research on this video, and I've decided you can watch it in one of three ways: 1.

CLEVELAND BROWNS

Women Be Shoppin'… For NFL Gear

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Two weeks ago, the NFL announced that it had signed some pretty heavy hitters <a href="http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap1000000039776/article/serena-williams-condoleezza-rice-appear-in-nfl-ads">to endorse a new line of fan gear for women</a>, and while it’s not as awesome as <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/Marisa-Miller.jpg">when the league did this</a>, it’s still a hell of a statement.

Celebrities

The Teen Choice Awards Actually Got Sports Right, But Not Much Else

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The Teen Choice Awards took place last night in the fourth level of hell Los Angeles, and once again the big winners were the PR and marketing teams of Hollywood film and TV studios that busted their asses the hardest to make sure that people teenagers have never heard of inexplicably won awards.

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LeBron, Tiger Woods Place High On Depressing Forbes Celebrity Power List

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Forbes magazine today released their annual <a href="http://www.forbes.com/celebrities/#p_1_s_a0_All%20categories_" target="_blank">The World's Most Powerful Celebrities</a>, a top 100 list that ranks stars based on press coverage, social media buzz and whose agents paid Forbes the most money to put them on a list.

AUSTRALIAN OPEN

So Long Andy Roddick And Thanks For Only One Day Of Brooklyn Decker

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Things started off well for Andy Roddick at the Australian Open, as he won his first round match over the Netherlands’ Robin Haase 6-3, 6-4, 6-1.

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Serena Williams Is America’s True Fashion Icon

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Serena Williams was out and about in West Hollywood the other night, and there’s really nothing else to report.

KIM KARDASHIAN

Serena Williams’ Night On Bald Mountain

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Your first thought when looking at that picture should be, "Wow, how is it that muscular, 5-foot-9, 150-pound Serena Williams is a sports millionaire and still buys her clothes at the Baby Gap.

BRADLEY COOPER

We Like To Think It Happened Like This: Marc Anthony Had A Miami Dolphins Birthday Party

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  While today may be singer and actor Marc Anthony’s 43rd birthday, you can bet your salsa-loving butts that this week has been a non-stop fiesta of epic proportions.

AMARE STOUDEMIRE

NBA Players Sure Loved Fashion Week

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If you were a professional NBA player and you made the majority of your income from endorsements or the E.

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Strong is Beautiful

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Womens tennis news has been pretty drab of late, what with <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/2011/05/pro-tip-do-not-stalk-serena-williams">Serena Williams being stalked</a>, being told she <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/2011/05/serena-williams-is-a-hypocrite-for-not-wanting-to-be-stalked">deserved to be stalked for wearing sexy clothes</a> by the Sporting News, and having to watch her <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/2011/03/venus-williams-karaoke-is-a-beautiful-disaster">sister sing 311 karaoke</a> on a booze cruise.

SERENA WILLIAMS AIN'T GOT TIME TO BLEED

Pro-Tip: Do Not Stalk Serena Williams

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In a story that I sorta wish had ended with Serena Williams breaking somebody's neck with her legs, alleged stalker and possible Ocarina of Time boss Patenema Ouedraogo was caught on the grounds of Williams' home on Monday night, his pockets stuffed with love letters, and was arrested.

TENNIS

Serena Williams Looks Great

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So somebody took photos of Serena Williams on the beach this weekend, and all I think is that this person hates the world and wants to inflict unimaginable pain on us.


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