BASEBALL MASCOTS

Courtesy Of ‘The Daily Show,’ Here’s The Phillie Phanatic Having Sex With Billy The Marlin While Fredbird Watches

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In his apology to the city of Philadelphia last night, Jon Stewart exposed a sex tape made by the Phillie Phanatic with other mascots.

ANNOUNCERS

Tim McCarver Hasn’t Retired And Might Torture Only Cardinals Fans Now

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While he is done calling the World Series for Fox, Tim McCarver reiterated that he has not retired and might join the Cardinals as a broadcaster.

2013 WORLD SERIES

The Boston Red Sox Did Something Nice (?) For The St. Louis Cardinals

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The World Series champion Boston Red Sox took out an ad in a St. Louis paper to thank the Cardinals and their fans. Good look, Nice Guy Boston!

2013 WORLD SERIES

The World Series Is Over. Now’s The Best Time To Bet On The World Series!

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The World Series just ended, but Bovada has posted championship betting odds for the 2014 series for all 30 teams. Spoiler alert, the Astros aren't winning.

2013 WORLD SERIES

Passive-Aggressive St. Louis Cardinals Fan Weatherman Is The Best Weatherman

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A weatherman deals with the World Series loss of the St. Louis Cardinals with a passive-aggressive weather report.

2013 WORLD SERIES

Some Red Sox Fans Celebrated The World Series With Childish Joy. Others? Not So Much.

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After the Boston Red Sox won the World Series, fans celebrated throughout the city, some a little more dangerously than others.

2013 WORLD SERIES

The Boston Red Sox Won The World Series And Here Come The F-Bombs

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The Boston Red Sox are World Series Champions, so Jon Lester and fans are saying the F-word on TV as frequently as possible. WORLD F**KEN CHAMPIONS

2013 WORLD SERIES

Morning Links: A Contestant From The Bachelor Made A Cancer Joke About Yadier Molina

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We know that the <a href="http://www.uproxx.com/sports/2012/04/favorite-twitter-account-of-the-day-baseballs-best-fans/" target="_blank">St. Louis Cardinals have baseball's best fans</a>, but 'The Bachelor' season 11 contestant Sarah Newlon is bringing Red Sox fans neck-and-neck with them.

2013 WORLD SERIES

The American Mustache Institute Has Issued A Cease & Desist On All Obnoxious Red Sox Beard Jokes

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The American Mustache Institute has issued a SUPER SERIOUS cease & desist to the Boston Red Sox for all mustache and beard-related merchandising.

2013 WORLD SERIES

With Leather’s Watch This: Adam Carolla Gave Tito Ortiz A Boxing Lesson

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On Monday's edition of the Adam Carolla Show, Adam Carolla offered Tito Ortiz some boxing lessons.

Baseball

The Best Highlights Of The 2013 ALCS And NLCS, Presented In the Medium Of Lego

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Here are the top plays and moments from the 2013 ALCS and NLCS as performed by a bunch of stop-motion LEGO men.

2013 WORLD SERIES

Boston’s Mayor Tom Menino Is Rootin’ Hard To Bring The ‘World Series Cup’ Back To Boston

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In yet another hilarious verbal sports gaffe, Boston mayor Tom Menino said he's rooting hard for the Red Sox to win the "World Series Cup."

2013 WORLD SERIES

How Did The Cardinals And Red Sox Make It To The World Series? Elephants, Of Course!

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According to Ringling Bros. and Barnum & Bailey circus, their elephants helped the Cardinals and Red Sox make the World Series.

Baseball

‘The Chase Is On’ Is The St. Louis Cardinals Playoff Song No One Asked For

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"The Chase is On" is either an ironic viral mockery of the pious St. Louis Cardinals fans or just an awful fan tribute song.

LAWSUITS

Jack Clark Wants Albert Pujols To Take A Lie Detector Test Over Steroid Accusations

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In case you aren’t following the biggest lawsuits in baseball with a breathless anticipation for each and every legal document, I’ll break down the big two for you very easily: 1) Alex Rodriguez is suing Major League Baseball for trying to destroy him.

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With Leather’s Watch This: Here’s A Song To Motivate Dodgers Star Yasiel Puig

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The Dodgers have their backs against the wall in Game 3 of the NLCS, so here's a tribute song to inspire Yasiel Puig.

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With Leather’s Watch This: Michael Wacha Offered His Best Fozzy Bear Impression

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If there are two things that I love more than anything else in this world, it’s the Muppets and dominating St.

Baseball

10 Things Not To Do If The St. Louis Cardinals Win Their Playoff Game Today

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Here is some advice for St. Louis Cardinals fans in case their team beats the Pittsburgh Pirates in Game of the NLDS today.


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