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The Nationals’ Steven Souza Made This Wild, Diving Catch In The Ninth Inning To Preserve A No-Hitter

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With two outs in the ninth, the Nationals needed some heroics by a rookie outfielder. He delivered in style.

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Bryce Harper Is Not A Fan Of The Atlanta Braves Logo Behind Home Plate At Turner Field

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Braves fans were giving Bryce Harper some grief, so he decided to get back at them by messing up the team logo behind home plate.

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The Washington Nationals Racing Presidents Have Joined The Shield And Are Trying To Assassinate Lincoln

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For some amazing reason, three of the GEICO Racing Presidents have joined WWE's The Shield and are trying to take out Abe Lincoln.

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Manager Matt Williams Wants Nothing To Do With Mascot Matt Williams

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During Monday night's game between the Nationals and Diamondbacks, Matt Williams did not seem pleased with his mascot counterpart.

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Matt Williams Got Into A Car Accident While Giving A Radio Interview

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While on 106.7 The Fan for his weekly segment, Nationals Manager Matt Williams was rear-ended by another driver.

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Important: A Flying Rabbit Screwed Teddy Out Of The Easter Day Presidents Race

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The Easter Bunny interrupted the 4/20 Racing Presidents race with a dive onto Teddy Roosevelt. Don't know know what he does to wild game?

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Listen To Some Bored Mets Fans Chant ‘Daniel Bryan’ At Jayson Werth

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Bored New York Mets fans decided to chant 'Daniel Bryan' and 'YES' at Jayson Werth, because what the hell else are Mets fans supposed to do at a ball game?

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This Headline Either Needs A Comma Or One Mets Fan Is Pretty Dehydrated

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This Mets headline is a pretty great example of the power of a comma.

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Davey Johnson Turned In The Quote Of The Year About Mike Napoli’s Porn Star Girlfriend

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The above young lady in the fuchsia dress, enjoying a sip of spirits with her fellow lady friend is adult film actress Rachel Starr.

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Of Course Johnny Manziel Homered At Petco Park, Bros

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Texas A&M quarterback and eventual Buffalo Bill Johnny Manziel found a winning formula with trainer George Whitfield last year, as the 20-year old became the first freshman to ever win the Heisman Trophy.

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Bryce Harper Tweeted His Graphic Toe Injury

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Bryce Harper is a 20-year old baseball phenom with lucrative endorsement deals, <a href="http://uproxx.files.wordpress.com/2013/05/harper-mercedes.jpeg" target="_blank">one bitchin’ Mercedes</a> and <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/2013/03/bryce-harper-is-the-luckiest-man-alive" target="_blank">a lifetime supply of Chipotle</a>.

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Nightmare Fuel Validated: The Veep Mascot Is A Guest Racing President

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Out of context, that's the most "Yahoo Serious Festival" headline I've ever written.

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Bryce Harper Is The Luckiest Man Alive

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The Washington Nationals are amazingly fortunate.

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Check Out Bryce Harper’s New Under Armour Ad And/Or 1980s Music Video

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Washington Nationals sophomore Bryce Harper is probably going to be one of the best players of this generation and possibly the best player with a faux hawk in Major League Baseball history.

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With Leather’s Watch This: Arian Foster Will Score 40 Points Tonight, Right? RIGHT???

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I don’t ask for much in this life, other than an ageless super model girlfriend who poops million dollar bills, but if Houston Texans RB Arian Foster could grab me about 160 yards and 4 touchdowns against the Jets’ horrible run defense tonight, that would be groovy like a disco movie.

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The Most Important Sports Story Of Our Lifetime: Teddy Won The Presidents Race

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Teddy finally won the GEICO Racing Presidents race at Nationals Park.

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With Leather’s Watch This: Congrats Braves?

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I don’t want to bag on the Atlanta Braves, because I have a lot of friends who are #BARVES fans and I respect their fanfare.


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