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Mets Pitcher Matt Harvey Made His Masterful Comeback Today, And Twitter Was Pretty Pumped About It

Today, Matt Harvey made his first big-league start since undergoing Tommy John surgery in the fall of 2013, and he was spectacular.

STARBUCKS

Doug Fister Treated His Twitter Followers To Free Starbucks Coffee

The Washington Nationals pitcher offered his Twitter followers a Starbucks gift card on Christmas Eve. What, no free Pornhub?

Daniel Bryan

Daniel Bryan Pumped Up The San Francisco Giants Crowd For Game 3 Of The NLDS

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The Giants energized their fans for a potential sweep by having WWE Superstar Daniel Bryan lead them in a YES! chant.

WASHINGTON NATIONALS

This Craigslist Ad For Free Nationals Playoff Tickets For A Threeway Is Likely Fake

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An unnamed 24-year old Nationals fan is giving away his Game 1 tickets to two ladies who will sleep with him at the same time.

NO HITTERS

The Nationals’ Steven Souza Made This Wild, Diving Catch In The Ninth Inning To Preserve A No-Hitter

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With two outs in the ninth, the Nationals needed some heroics by a rookie outfielder. He delivered in style.

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Bryce Harper Is Not A Fan Of The Atlanta Braves Logo Behind Home Plate At Turner Field

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Braves fans were giving Bryce Harper some grief, so he decided to get back at them by messing up the team logo behind home plate.

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The Washington Nationals Racing Presidents Have Joined The Shield And Are Trying To Assassinate Lincoln

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For some amazing reason, three of the GEICO Racing Presidents have joined WWE's The Shield and are trying to take out Abe Lincoln.

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Manager Matt Williams Wants Nothing To Do With Mascot Matt Williams

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During Monday night's game between the Nationals and Diamondbacks, Matt Williams did not seem pleased with his mascot counterpart.

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Matt Williams Got Into A Car Accident While Giving A Radio Interview

While on 106.7 The Fan for his weekly segment, Nationals Manager Matt Williams was rear-ended by another driver.

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Important: A Flying Rabbit Screwed Teddy Out Of The Easter Day Presidents Race

The Easter Bunny interrupted the 4/20 Racing Presidents race with a dive onto Teddy Roosevelt. Don't know know what he does to wild game?

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Listen To Some Bored Mets Fans Chant ‘Daniel Bryan’ At Jayson Werth

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Bored New York Mets fans decided to chant 'Daniel Bryan' and 'YES' at Jayson Werth, because what the hell else are Mets fans supposed to do at a ball game?

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This Headline Either Needs A Comma Or One Mets Fan Is Pretty Dehydrated

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This Mets headline is a pretty great example of the power of a comma.

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Davey Johnson Turned In The Quote Of The Year About Mike Napoli’s Porn Star Girlfriend

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The above young lady in the fuchsia dress, enjoying a sip of spirits with her fellow lady friend is adult film actress Rachel Starr.

#COLLEGE FOOTBALL

Of Course Johnny Manziel Homered At Petco Park, Bros

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Texas A&M quarterback and eventual Buffalo Bill Johnny Manziel found a winning formula with trainer George Whitfield last year, as the 20-year old became the first freshman to ever win the Heisman Trophy.

#MLB

Bryce Harper Tweeted His Graphic Toe Injury

Bryce Harper is a 20-year old baseball phenom with lucrative endorsement deals, one bitchin’ Mercedes and a lifetime supply of Chipotle.

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Nightmare Fuel Validated: The Veep Mascot Is A Guest Racing President

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Out of context, that's the most "Yahoo Serious Festival" headline I've ever written.

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Bryce Harper Is The Luckiest Man Alive

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The Washington Nationals are amazingly fortunate.


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