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Doug Fister Treated His Twitter Followers To Free Starbucks Coffee

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The Washington Nationals pitcher offered his Twitter followers a Starbucks gift card on Christmas Eve. What, no free Pornhub?

Daniel Bryan

Daniel Bryan Pumped Up The San Francisco Giants Crowd For Game 3 Of The NLDS

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The Giants energized their fans for a potential sweep by having WWE Superstar Daniel Bryan lead them in a YES! chant.

WASHINGTON NATIONALS

This Craigslist Ad For Free Nationals Playoff Tickets For A Threeway Is Likely Fake

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An unnamed 24-year old Nationals fan is giving away his Game 1 tickets to two ladies who will sleep with him at the same time.

NO HITTERS

The Nationals’ Steven Souza Made This Wild, Diving Catch In The Ninth Inning To Preserve A No-Hitter

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With two outs in the ninth, the Nationals needed some heroics by a rookie outfielder. He delivered in style.

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Bryce Harper Is Not A Fan Of The Atlanta Braves Logo Behind Home Plate At Turner Field

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Braves fans were giving Bryce Harper some grief, so he decided to get back at them by messing up the team logo behind home plate.

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The Washington Nationals Racing Presidents Have Joined The Shield And Are Trying To Assassinate Lincoln

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For some amazing reason, three of the GEICO Racing Presidents have joined WWE's The Shield and are trying to take out Abe Lincoln.

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Manager Matt Williams Wants Nothing To Do With Mascot Matt Williams

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During Monday night's game between the Nationals and Diamondbacks, Matt Williams did not seem pleased with his mascot counterpart.

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Matt Williams Got Into A Car Accident While Giving A Radio Interview

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While on 106.7 The Fan for his weekly segment, Nationals Manager Matt Williams was rear-ended by another driver.

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Important: A Flying Rabbit Screwed Teddy Out Of The Easter Day Presidents Race

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The Easter Bunny interrupted the 4/20 Racing Presidents race with a dive onto Teddy Roosevelt. Don't know know what he does to wild game?

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Listen To Some Bored Mets Fans Chant ‘Daniel Bryan’ At Jayson Werth

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Bored New York Mets fans decided to chant 'Daniel Bryan' and 'YES' at Jayson Werth, because what the hell else are Mets fans supposed to do at a ball game?

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This Headline Either Needs A Comma Or One Mets Fan Is Pretty Dehydrated

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This Mets headline is a pretty great example of the power of a comma.

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Davey Johnson Turned In The Quote Of The Year About Mike Napoli’s Porn Star Girlfriend

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The above young lady in the fuchsia dress, enjoying a sip of spirits with her fellow lady friend is adult film actress Rachel Starr.

#COLLEGE FOOTBALL

Of Course Johnny Manziel Homered At Petco Park, Bros

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Texas A&M quarterback and eventual Buffalo Bill Johnny Manziel found a winning formula with trainer George Whitfield last year, as the 20-year old became the first freshman to ever win the Heisman Trophy.

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Bryce Harper Tweeted His Graphic Toe Injury

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Bryce Harper is a 20-year old baseball phenom with lucrative endorsement deals, <a href="http://uproxx.files.wordpress.com/2013/05/harper-mercedes.jpeg" target="_blank">one bitchin’ Mercedes</a> and <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/2013/03/bryce-harper-is-the-luckiest-man-alive" target="_blank">a lifetime supply of Chipotle</a>.

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Nightmare Fuel Validated: The Veep Mascot Is A Guest Racing President

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Out of context, that's the most "Yahoo Serious Festival" headline I've ever written.

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Bryce Harper Is The Luckiest Man Alive

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The Washington Nationals are amazingly fortunate.

#COMMERCIALS

Check Out Bryce Harper’s New Under Armour Ad And/Or 1980s Music Video

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Washington Nationals sophomore Bryce Harper is probably going to be one of the best players of this generation and possibly the best player with a faux hawk in Major League Baseball history.


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