Posts Tagged: WASHINGTON NATIONALS

Baseball

Listen To Some Bored Mets Fans Chant ‘Daniel Bryan’ At Jayson Werth

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Bored New York Mets fans decided to chant 'Daniel Bryan' and 'YES' at Jayson Werth, because what the hell else are Mets fans supposed to do at a ball game?

MLB

This Headline Either Needs A Comma Or One Mets Fan Is Pretty Dehydrated

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This Mets headline is a pretty great example of the power of a comma.

Baseball

Davey Johnson Turned In The Quote Of The Year About Mike Napoli’s Porn Star Girlfriend

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The above young lady in the fuchsia dress, enjoying a sip of spirits with her fellow lady friend is adult film actress Rachel Starr.

COLLEGE FOOTBALL

Of Course Johnny Manziel Homered At Petco Park, Bros

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Texas A&M quarterback and eventual Buffalo Bill Johnny Manziel found a winning formula with trainer George Whitfield last year, as the 20-year old became the first freshman to ever win the Heisman Trophy.

Baseball

Bryce Harper Tweeted His Graphic Toe Injury

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Bryce Harper is a 20-year old baseball phenom with lucrative endorsement deals, <a href="http://uproxx.files.wordpress.com/2013/05/harper-mercedes.jpeg" target="_blank">one bitchin’ Mercedes</a> and <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/2013/03/bryce-harper-is-the-luckiest-man-alive" target="_blank">a lifetime supply of Chipotle</a>.

Baseball

Nightmare Fuel Validated: The Veep Mascot Is A Guest Racing President

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Out of context, that's the most "Yahoo Serious Festival" headline I've ever written.

Baseball

Bryce Harper Is The Luckiest Man Alive

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The Washington Nationals are amazingly fortunate.

Baseball

Check Out Bryce Harper’s New Under Armour Ad And/Or 1980s Music Video

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Washington Nationals sophomore Bryce Harper is probably going to be one of the best players of this generation and possibly the best player with a faux hawk in Major League Baseball history.

BALTIMORE ORIOLES

With Leather’s Watch This: Arian Foster Will Score 40 Points Tonight, Right? RIGHT???

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I don’t ask for much in this life, other than an ageless super model girlfriend who poops million dollar bills, but if Houston Texans RB Arian Foster could grab me about 160 yards and 4 touchdowns against the Jets’ horrible run defense tonight, that would be groovy like a disco movie.

Baseball

The Most Important Sports Story Of Our Lifetime: Teddy Won The Presidents Race

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Teddy finally won the GEICO Racing Presidents race at Nationals Park.

ATLANTA BRAVES

With Leather’s Watch This: Congrats Braves?

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I don’t want to bag on the Atlanta Braves, because I have a lot of friends who are #BARVES fans and I respect their fanfare.

Baseball

Worst Thing That Exists: A Nickelback Shersey

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n/t Well, text, because I'm supposed to add humor and analysis to this or whatever, but Jesus Christ, this guy has a customized Nickelback shersey.

Baseball

Jayson Werth Catches Fly Ball Bare-Handed

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Struggling to shield his eyes from the sun, Washington Nationals outfielder Jayson Werth resorts to his bare hand to make the catch at the last second during Sunday's game against the Philadelphia Phillies.

TIPS ABOUT BEING SEXY

Bryce Harper's Expert Baseball Advice: "Be As Sexy As You Can"

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Nationals' rookie Bryce Harper held his first ever youth baseball camp yesterday, taking time out of his very busy schedule to work with hundreds of Washington area kids on their hitting and fielding.

Baseball

That’s A Dead Meme, Bro

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On June 12, Washington Nationals rookie outfielder Bryce Harper responded to a reporter's inquiry about whether or not he'd be having a "celebratory Canadian beer" with the immortal phrase, "That's a clown question, bro".

Baseball

Hey Girl, Bryce Harper Probably Loves Teens Who Embarrass Themselves On YouTube

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This is a picture of Washington Nationals rookie Bryce Harper with UFC ring girl/Playboy playmate Brittany Palmer.


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