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Mt. Gox, Which Desperately Needs Money, Magically Found Millions Under The Sofa Cushions Or Something

Mt. Gox has supposedly found 200,000 Bitcoins that were just lying around. Wow! How lucky and not utterly suspicious!


Apple Unsurprisingly Avoided Paying Billions In Taxes


Apple has not been paying its fair share of taxes. We'll give you a moment to recover from your shock.

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