Not long after the amazing teaser trailer for the new Godzilla film was released earlier this week, I came upon this awesome size comparison chart via Reddit. It shows how the giant monster has grown since his debut in 1954, leaving a certain American version in the garbage where it belongs.
What this chart doesn’t show you is the shrinking size of Godzilla’s lizard penis, a drawback from years of atomic steroid use. You don’t get to be the biggest boy on the block without a few setbacks.