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Ben & Jerry’s Has Announced Its Newest Flavor: Ron Burgundy’s Scotchy Scotch Scotch

By 10.22.13

Scotchy Scotch Scotch

As if the release of Anchorman: The Legend Continues on December 20 isn’t enough to make our inner college selves start reciting all of the first film’s classic lines, Ben & Jerry’s has made it that much more tempting by announcing the release of a limited batch of ice cream dedicated to San Diego’s greatest news anchor. The name of the flavor? Scotchy Scotch Scotch, of course, and it features a double dose of butterscotch with both the ice cream and swirls.

My one problem, though, is that I’m not a big fan of butterscotch, so I’ll probably just stick with my cartons of Stephen Colbert’s Americone Dream, whenever I can find it. That is, unless Ben & Jerry’s would be willing to add another Anchorman-related flavor like, oh I don’t know, Butter Brick Tamland with Heath Bar pieces and toffee chunks. Or maybe Carvel can come through with Fudgie the Whale’s Vagina. Either one is fine.



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