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What Could Go Wrong When Expecting Parents Let Reddit Name Their Child?

By 01.13.14

Surprisingly, nothing. Yet. Stephen has the most loving of wives: he somehow convinced her to let the Internet name their as-of-yet unborn child. According to the website he set up, their daughter is due April 2, 2014, and people are welcome to “vote once for as many names as you want,” both first and middle. Here’s the top-ten:

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Save for the occasional Cthulhu, why are the names so normal? Stephen writes, “Unfortunately internet I know better than to trust you. We will ultimately be making the final decision, Alas my daughter shall not be named WackyTaco692. Sorry guys the wife wouldn’t go for a free for all.” Damn, I had big hopes for Hitler McFirstFap.

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