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By 04.26.14

It’s hard out there for a guy who wants to help a small animal but is afraid to, just in case “someone” happens to record his interaction with the potentially poisoned fuzzball, y’know? Also, it’s Alanis Morissette-level ironic that something SO 2014 was published in a newspaper.

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Via @lukelewis


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