Since the beginning of time writers, thinkers, philosophers, etc. have tried to quantify love, to put a price tag on it, if you will. To establish a standard for measuring it. Many have come up with hypothetical situations along the line of “would you take a bullet for this person” or “would you run into a burning building to try to save this person,” etc. All of those are horsesh*t, effective now.
Why? Because I’m pretty sure I have discovered the definitive standard measurement for love, and it is this: 1) recording your drunk-on-wine significant other drunkenly tell a corny joke and 2) cleverly animating that joke for all the world to see and hear on the internet. If you are not willing to do these things for someone — just as Adam Patch did — well, you just don’t love them. That is all.
Well done, Mr. Patch.
(Via Tim Ferris)
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That was awesome.
Holy shit, I actually laughed at that. *
*signs you are old
I have been that wife. Minus the awesome video though.
I think that’s why I laughed
I was gonna say the same thing! I have absolutely been that wife and this made me laugh out loud.
A corn-chip-y joke!
That was pretty funny
Not bad. Makes me wish there was more Drunk History.
tapping the knife in on the punchline repeat was an especially nice touch…
That actually made me laugh out loud.
As a lover of drunk wives and corny jokes I feel this was made for me
That gave me and my coworkers a much needed laugh this morning and I’m not ashamed.
She forgot the best corn chip/nacho related joke…
The “I’m about to get up jalapeno business”
Now we know what happened to Penny from PeeWee’s Playhouse.