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WONT SOMEONE THINK OF THE CHILDREN
Kyrie Irving Is Now Responsible For All Cleveland Sports Fan Abandonment Issues
October 10, 2013
by:
Brandon Stroud
Meet The 7-Year Old New York Jets Fan You’d Like To Hurl From The Top Of The Stadium
September 10, 2013
by:
Brandon Stroud
And Now, The Worst Taekwondo Demonstration Ever
August 5, 2013
by:
Brandon Stroud
And Now, An Obese Child Getting The Sh*t Kickboxed Out Of Him By A Girl
June 25, 2013
by:
Brandon Stroud
A 12-Year Old Girl Can't Play Football Because Boys Get Boners, And Also The Bible
June 24, 2013
by:
Brandon Stroud
Nothing Good Happens In The Outfield At Texas Rangers Games
May 1, 2013
by:
Brandon Stroud
Want To Support Little League Baseball? Buy This Assault Rifle
March 14, 2013
by:
Brandon Stroud
First Grader Sinks A Super Bowl Free Throw, Turns His School Into World War Z
February 7, 2013
by:
Brandon Stroud
College Recruits Are Getting Younger And Younger
January 31, 2013
by:
Brandon Stroud
Being Bitten By A Dolphin Is A Sport, Right
December 4, 2012
by:
Brandon Stroud
Real-Life Eric Cartman Plays Canadian Pee-Wee Hockey, Is Not Hilarious
November 29, 2012
by:
Brandon Stroud
Frank Caliendo Is Still Hilarious, You Guys
October 30, 2012
by:
Brandon Stroud
Phil Mickelson Proves That Golf Never Helped Anyone
October 16, 2012
by:
Brandon Stroud
And That’s Why You Never Play Soccer
October 12, 2012
by:
Brandon Stroud
Nerlens Noel Dunk Nearly Kills Child, Nerlens Noel, Every Kentucky Fan In The Country
September 21, 2012
by:
Brandon Stroud
Here's Elijah Earnheart, The Giant Homicidal Pee-Wee 12-Year Old
August 30, 2012
by:
Brandon Stroud
The New Hotness: Organized Toddler Fighting
August 22, 2012
by:
Brandon Stroud
Wally The Green Monster Kidnapped (Update: He’s Fine, People Are Stupid)
July 27, 2012
by:
Brandon Stroud