On Monday, a significant era in social media seemed to come to an inglorious end: Elon Musk did what he threatened to do and bought Twitter. The news sent shock waves across the platform itself. Some fled. It even affected stock connected to Donald Trump’s own failing stab at a Twitter clone. Whether this had anything to do with a strange pair of tweets from legendary actor Michael Caine is yet to be seen, but it managed to be the comic relief everyone needed.
Shortly before 6pm EST (Caine reportedly lives in London, in which case it would have been 11pm his time, though he could be traveling), the not-retired thespian and hater of blinking took to Twitter for the first time since January. The last time he tweeted, on January 12 of this year, he posted a picture of what looked like a golf cart in a lightly wooded area, with the words “Only The Best To All Of You.”
This time was equally friendly.
Hello!
— Michael Caine (@themichaelcaine) April 25, 2022
Good Night My Sweet Ones.
— Michael Caine (@themichaelcaine) April 25, 2022
“Hello!” Caine tweeted. About 10 minutes later he was back. “Good Night My Sweet Ones,” he wrote this time.
Caine joined Twitter in September of 2010, a mere three years into its existence and well before it became the frequent world-uprooting hellscape it is today. Since then he’s only tweeted 345 times. Usually they’re just him wishing everyone well. He’s big on holidays. One time he simply wrote, “Have a great weekend.”
In other words, it’s both a big event when the star of Alfie tweets and charmingly mundane. But saying hello and goodbye in short succession was maybe the wildest thing he’d ever tweeted.
Some noted the speed with which Caine peaced out, wondering if it had to do with the big Elon Musk news or if he simply realized, after some 12 years, that Twitter wasn’t exactly a happy place.
Sir Michael Caine took one look around this joint and he is OUT pic.twitter.com/VlNkZLBCpq
— “Mark Berman” (@markberman) April 25, 2022
Michael Caine lasted 8 minutes. pic.twitter.com/a5Fk1S1gH0
— Emily (@emily10lars) April 25, 2022
What a Whirlwind 11 Minutes over on Michael Caine’s Twitter pic.twitter.com/tdGrDaEtdi
— Coy Jandreau (@CoyJandreau) April 25, 2022
michael caine opened the app for 11 minutes and said “good night” pic.twitter.com/pt5rwGiXiw
— Lucky ☘️ (@notluckysburner) April 25, 2022
https://twitter.com/Ali_Parker_/status/1518743272193093632
Others argued that Caine is one of the only people doing Twitter right.
Michael Caine is the only one who knows how to use Twitter pic.twitter.com/I0RkzZ5hCS
— John Sprite Carpenter III (@spritedrinker42) April 25, 2022
There were jokes.
This is Michael Caine declaring that he will defeat Elon Musk in single combat. The hero we need right now https://t.co/ak8W8WNWtE
— margareterville (rip jimmy) (@petesbydre) April 25, 2022
Michael Caine is me at every party my wife has ever made me go to. pic.twitter.com/lQvsHzmPbJ
— NOTDaleJR88 (@NOTDaleJR88) April 25, 2022
A master of the Twitter format. We could all learn a thing or two from Michael Caine here. https://t.co/G9Wz0dclg7
— Carolyn Petit (@carolynmichelle) April 25, 2022
And some pointed out that, inadvertent or not, Caine showed that a legendary entertainer doing something eccentric on a public site shows the real power of Twitter.
Despite today’s news, I think Michael Caine’s Twitter makes it worth it to be on Twitter. https://t.co/TGCJiilk0z
— Adam Kushner (@FolkSongMule) April 25, 2022
At Caine’s rate of tweeting, he may not be back until the fall. But maybe that’s the best way to do Twitter.