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There's nothing better than the start of a new NFL season.
It wasn't long after Minnesota Vikings quarterback Brett Fave returned to the practice field that most of his receivers started to disappear from it.
As the "Will He Or Won't He" saga seems to have reached it logical conclusion for this season, the Ballad Of Albert Haynesworth doesn't seem to be ending anytime soon.
I tend to stay away from the will-he-won't-he clusterf**k that is a Brett Favre story in August, but this is just way too delicious to pass up.
On August 3, 2010, an announcement was made that rocked the very foundation of life as we know it.
<a href="http://smokingsection.uproxx.com/TSS/2009/08/brett-favre-still-cant-make-a-decision"> <a href="http://smokingsection.uproxx.com/TSS/tag/brett-favre">Brett Favre</a> has done the same thing for the past two summers.
Jay Glazer of FOX Sports and MMA training foolishness just dropped this gem of a tweet.
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Since being reported on Tuesday that Brett Favre would indeed <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/2010/08/brett-favre-will-not-play-in-2010">not play in 2010</a> it has not-in-the-least-bit-surprisingly been updated that Favre still hasn’t made up his mind.
Amidst all of the 'will he won't he' retirement rumors that we've seem to be encumbered with for the past millenia comes a hilariously disgusting story from the Daily Line's Jenn Sterger via the dick picture hotline that is Deadspin these days.
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This is older news, but fun news: The 2010 version of whether or not Brett Favre will return to the NFL beings in Biloxi, Mississippi; where Favre recently met with the Southern Mississippi University baseball team.
Slap-happy grandpappy Brett Favre is feeling a twinge of guilt, seeing as how he still hasn't told the Vikings whether he will return for another season with the team, and likely won't until right before training camp ends in August.
Somebody needs to explain to me why there's an image of Brett Favre's swollen ankle floating around the internet this week.
I thought we would make it through an entire day without talking about Brett Favre.
Brett Favre's interception in the fourth quarter essentially squashed whatever chances the Vikings had to beat the New Orleans Saints in regulation last night.
The latest iteration of the annual Brett Favre "Will He Or Won't He" saga is already underway, because this is the only way that the media can be so infatuated with Brett Favre when he's not throwing interceptions.
To quote esteemed sports philosopher <a href="http://smokingsection.uproxx.com/TSS/tag/redman">Reggie Noble</a>, "this is what it’s all about.