In case you'd forgotten that Alabama sports fans still think <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/2012/01/university-of-alabama-goes-full-hate-crime" target="_blank">"you are gay" is the best possible insult for rival teams</a>, feast your proud, heterosexual eyes on these Spanish Fort High School students and their "Purple.

Do you ever find yourself sitting around saying "Boy I sure love 'Glee' but I really hate all these stories about sexy teens doing exciting sexy teenage stuff like hooking up with each other and partying.

Watching TV can be so damn time consuming, and especially where it concerns network television, it's often not worth it.

Hip Hop Squares (MTV2) - "Hip Hop Squares" debuts at 11 tonight.

Image <a href="www.spoilertv.com/2012/05/cougar-town-episode-312-square-one.html">via</a> Cougar Town (ABC) - Tonight's back-to-back episodes feature a sexy contest between Ellie and Laurie, and Little Stan getting his hands on Big Carl.

Fox has unveiled their fall schedule ahead of their upfront presentation, and their strategy mostly seems to be: If it ain't broke, let's milk it for another season.

Cougar Town/Dancing With the Stars (ABC) - ATTENTION MIDDLE-AGED WOMEN WHO PROBABLY DON'T READ THIS BLOG: Watch "Cougar Town" before "Dancing With the Stars" tonight.

Forbes magazine, ostensibly a business and finance magazine, nevertheless loves to calculate profits for tv shows, movie, and celebrities because they're not dumb: They know it's the only time the Internet actually pays attention to the publication.

Here's a quick rundown of some recent ratings and renewals news: Yesterday, Fox <a href="http://www.the-leader.com/newsnow/x1170666964/Fox-renews-Raising-Hope-Glee-and-New-Girl">renewed</a> its Tuesday night lineup, giving "Glee" a fourth season (boo.

HEY, REMEMBER THE 80s.

With Peyton Manning officially signed to a 5-year, $96 million deal to be the quarterback of the Denver Broncos, the Broncos are reportedly shopping Tebow for a third round draft pick, despite having originally drafted him in the first round.

That was an especially great week of TV, now wasn't it.

Unless I can't figure out how to get Ghorbash the Iron Hand to follow me through a ruin in Skyrim without bugging out and getting lost in the walls, this is the least important problem you'll read about today: the NFL and Nike are concerned that if they use the Roman numeral "L" to represent the number 50 in 2016's Super Bowl 50, people will think the Super Bowl and Nike mean "loser".

Justified (FX) - Raylan takes on Oxycontin dealers and presumably shoots one or more of them in the chest and/or face.

The "Ditz" or "Idiot" or "Moron" has always been a staple of television sitcoms, but it seems like they're growing increasingly dumb in recent years.

So, the thing about TV news that breaks after 2 p.

And now for your daily dose of easy Schadenfreude, the top 15 flops of 2011.

TorrentFreak <a href="http://torrentfreak.com/bittorrent-zeitgeist-what-people-searched-for-in-2011-111227/#disqus_thread">released</a> their list of the 50 most searched phrases on torrent site Kat.

Look, I was about to write about the fact that the voice of super-hot old lady Helen Mirren is <a href="http://www.tvline.com/2011/12/glee-helen-mirren-season-3/">appearing </a>in an episode "Glee" when it returns in January (as the inner voice of one of the characters), but then realized no one really cared.

The 2011 Golden Globes Nominations were announced this morning, and I try not to say this lightly, but the television nominations are a SHAM.