<a href="http://smokingsection.uproxx.com/TSS/2010/11/mc-hammer-better-run-run-video"> After MC Hammer kicked off the beginning of the week with an incredulous display of <a href="http://smokingsection.uproxx.com/TSS/2010/11/mc-hammer-better-run-run-video">unintentional humor</a>, the only missing puzzle piece was whether Jay-Z was going give him a pass or the "Takeover" treatment.

<a href="http://smokingsection.uproxx.com/TSS/2010/10/9-lyrics-that-pissed-rappers-off-for-no-reason"> As promised, Hammer delivers his tune directed at Jay, after <a href="http://smokingsection.uproxx.com/TSS/2010/09/mc-hammer-reacts-to-jay-z-so-appalled-verse">being offended by a passing line</a> by the latter.

Jenice Marie Diaz 21 Amazing Beatles Covers <a href="http://media.gunaxin.com/twenty-one-amazing-beatles-covers/72852">[Gunaxin]</a> Proposed Resolutions For The MC Hammer vs.

<a href="http://smokingsection.uproxx.com/TSS/?p=136432"> From the moment it leaked, talk of who had the best verse on "<a href="http://smokingsection.uproxx.com/TSS/2010/09/kanye-west-feat-jay-z-pusha-t-rza-swizz-beatz-cyhi-the-prince%E2%80%93so-appalled">So Appalled</a>" rang loud.

Keani Cochelle x Hotcakes For Breakfast Nike Sportswear x UNDFTD X Livestrong Tee <a href="http://dailydrop.com/2009/12/nike-sportswear-x-undftd-x-livestrong-tee/">[Daily Drop]</a> Memorable Sports Scandals <a href="http://yepyep.gibbs12.com/2009/12/remarkable-sports-scandals/">[Yep Yep]</a> Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show Models Power Ranking <a href="http://girls.gunaxin.com/victoria%E2%80%99s-secret-fashion-show-models-power-ranking-%E2%80%93-2009/36834">[Gunaxin]</a> Modern Uses For the Cannabis Plant <a href="http://hailmaryjane.com/modern-uses-for-the-cannabis-plant-infographic/">[HMJ]</a> MC Hammer Gets Equity In Cash4Gold <a href="http://www.allhiphop.com/stories/news/archive/2009/12/04/22054026.aspx">[AHH]</a> R.

On NBC's Today Show, Kathy Lee doesn't go in <a href="http://smokingsection.uproxx.com/TSS/2009/06/trey-songz-doa-kellz">Trey Songz-style</a> on Hammer.

The phrase hitting the big time for musicians usually is attached with a big performance or winning an award.

  For reasons far beyond my comprehension, A&E has <a href="http://www.thrfeed.com/2009/02/mc-hammer-to-star-in-ae-reality-series.html" target="_blank">greenlit 11 episodes of MC Hammer</a> doing whatever it is he does with his family.

I’m convinced Phonte is half-human, half buffoon-sniffing coon dog.