America's favorite (?) couple, Beyoncé and Jay Z, are playing a very long game of Did He, Didn't He Cheat on Her?

It's like she hasn't aged at all.

The moment she cooed opposite Jay-Z on the remix to "Best Of Me" our opinion of Mya changed.

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Graphics: <a href="http://smokingsection.uproxx.com/TSS/author/beware">BEWARE</a> Valentine's Day is about lust just as much it is about love, but those cutesy Hallmark cards and Zales commercials won't ever give you the full skinny.

By now, everyone's <a href="http://smokingsection.uproxx.com/TSS/2011/12/lindsay-lohans-playboy-pics-leak">seen LiLo's powdered milk tits</a> in Playboy and very much agreed that Hef wasted a million dollars chasing a unicorn.

My God is an awesome God and I know this to be true anytime I lay eyes on <a href="http://smokingsection.uproxx.com/TSS/tag/mya">Mya</a>.

Who cares if <a href="http://smokingsection.uproxx.com/TSS/tag/mya">Mya's</a> dancing the Jitterbug with this Dmitry guy.

Please understand that I don't answer to you plebians.

Man was I slipping yesterday with the consistent cloudy haze my mind was in, thinking about the wonders of <a href="http://smokingsection.uproxx.com/TSS/2009/09/dancing-with-the-stars-and-cheryl-burke">Cheryl</a>.

I share this with you due to my undying lust love for all visual representations of Mya.

Now every week when my better half takes over the TV to watch, I can act like it's such a chore while really rejoicing.

Footage by <a href="http://www.atlhustlers.com/">BRich of ATLHustlers</a> Man listen, this dude did the shortest bid ever, got out & was right back doing what he was doing before -- about to flood the streets with material for spring & summer.

While the majority of you didn't bother to check for the album -- let alone <a href="http://smokingsection.uproxx.com/TSS/2008/10/the-mo-city-don-review-of-z-ros-crack">the review</a>, Z-Ro's not letting something petty like a buzz window get in the way of promoting his 2008 effort Crack.

I'm sure Z-Ro has an album either already out or coming out, but I couldn't tell you since I'm not up on my Texas music as of late.

Often one of the most overlooked in Houston's famed rapper gene rapper, Z-Ro isn't one to let popularity and politics stand in his way.

Looking back on my pre-high-school excursion to my friends' rural, middle-Michigan cottage, a weekend theme of "Ghetto Supastar" seems somewhat amiss.

Straight up stolen from the homey <a href="http://realtalkny.rawkus.com/">Nigel</a>.