25 Better Portraits For Carmelo Anthony’s New York City Apartment


The New York Post took its loyal readers on a trip into the home and minds of New York Knicks forward Carmelo Anthony and his wife La La – *eye roll* - and the most revealing tidbit of information was that they have a giant portrait of Carmelo (above) hanging over their fireplace.

#Iron Man

Finally, Artistic Peeing Is An Actual Contest


We don’t often get to talk about art around these parts, and that’s a shame, because I like to fancy myself one classy son of a female dog.


Ray Edwards Knows What True Love Is

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Prior to joining the Atlanta Falcons as a free agent this season, defensive end Ray Edwards seemed like he was poised to become a breakout star in the NFL, as he posted back-to-back 8 sack seasons with the Minnesota Vikings.



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Awful Announcing, who I was denied the chance of meeting last April because he went to the wrong bar, has the new Super Bowl logo, and it's an absolute piece of shit.

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