No UFC this weekend, nothing happening with the NBA now that the draft is over and all that we have tonight is a stupid Cubs game on WGN, and that’s after my bedtime. But hey, I wonder what’s going on in the wonderful world of lacrosse. And I wonder if anything is new with my favorite exotic dancers at Rick’s Cabaret in New York City. I haven’t checked in with them in a while.
Hey, wouldn’t it be awesome if there was something going on that involved both lacrosse and the dancers from Rick’s Cabaret? Man, that would be the craziest…
Rick’s Cabaret New York is sponsoring a team in this summer’s Lake Placid (NY) Men’s Masters Lacrosse Tournament. The team will be wearing Rick’s Cabaret logo uniforms and helmets.
“Our Rick’s Cabaret Gold Star logo is really nice, but we thought we would pose for some pictures while wearing sexy lingerie to get your attention,” purred Rick’s Cabaret NYC Girl Amoura. “Of course, if you come in to the club, we’ll take that off, too!”
“We all love Lacrosse,” explained Rick’s Cabaret NYC Girl Sade. “It’s a fast paced full contact sport. It’s so exciting. I can’t wait to be a cheerleader at the games.”
“I don’t think we will be a distraction on the sidelines, do you?” cooed Rick’s Cabaret Girl Shay. “I think we are the ultimate incentive. If our team wins the tournament we promise them a party at Rick’s Cabaret that they will never forget!”
Rick’s Cabaret is well known for its beautiful exotic dancers, luxurious setting, gourmet restaurant and warm hospitality. It is the club of choice for an upscale clientele including Wall Street bankers and brokers, numerous celebrities, and pro athletes from all the major sports.
You see, Con Bro Chill? That’s how you combine lacrosse and the ladies. But don’t worry, I still love me some “Born Free America”.
On TV tonight…
Boxing: Sergio Mora vs. Grzegorz Proksa – 9 PM ET on ESPN 2
Is Proksa serious with that name? Time for a nickname, bro. How about “Anything But Grzegorz”?
MLB: Cubs at Mariners – 10 PM ET on WGN
Oh Cubbies, what are we ever gonna do with you lovable losers?
