OKAY SO NOBODY FREAK OUT BUT THIS IS A VIDEO OF A TEENY TINY FUZZY LITTLE PUPPY EATING WATERMELON AND IT IS ONE OF THE CUTEST DANG THINGS EVER I’VE SEEN. I KNOW I SHOULD PROBABLY POST ABOUT SOMETHING ELSE LIKE MAYBE A GUY GETTING HIT IN THE NUTS WITH A SOCCER BALL OR A GAME OF THRONES THING OF SOME SORT, BUT NOPE, NOT RIGHT NOW. WE’RE GOING WITH THE PUPPY EATING WATERMELON. LOOK AT HIS ITTY BITTY FACE. HOW CAN YOU POSSIBLY SAY NO TO THAT, YOU MONSTER?
AND I PROBABLY SHOULDN’T BE TYPING THIS WHOLE POST IN ALL CAPS EITHER, BUT IF I’M BEING HONEST HERE, IT MAKES ME FEEL A LITTLE BETTER ABOUT THE PART OF THIS WHERE I AM A FULLY GROWN ADULT MALE AND I AM THIS DELIGHTED BY A VIDEO OF A PUPPY EATING WATERMELON. IT’S LIKE THAT SCENE IN EASTBOUND & DOWN WHERE KENNY POWERS KEEPS YELLING AT HIS BROTHER AND SISTER-IN-LAW AFTER REALIZING HE MESSED UP, BUT REPLACE A LOT OF PROFANITY WITH A PUPPY EATING WATERMELON. THAT’S NOT A VERY GOOD WAY TO DESCRIBE IT, ACTUALLY. I’M SORRY. PLEASE ENJOY THE VIDEO AND ACCOMPANYING GIF. HAVE A NICE DAY.