‘Twilight: Breaking Dawn – Part 2’ tops 2013 Razzies with 11 nominations

If you’re reading this, you may be among the millions of otherwise level-headed individuals who are convinced that the “Twilight” series is one of the greatest achievements in the history of cinema. Enter the Razzie nominating committee, who are here to tell you that you’re wrong.

“Breaking Dawn – Part 2,” the final installment in the ‘tween-fueled supernatural franchise, has topped all other films by scoring a total of 11 Razzie nominations this year, including Worst Picture of 2012. Coming in a close second with 9 nominations is Adam Sandler’s “That’s My Boy,” while Peter Berg’s flop board-game adaptation “Battleship” surfaced with a total of 7.

Among individuals, Tyler Perry was by far the top nominee, with a total of four nods in multiple categories including Worst Director (for the one-two punch of “Good Deeds” and “Madea’s Witness Protection”), Worst Actress (“Madea’s Witness Protection”), Worst Actor (for both “Good Deeds” and “Alex Cross”) and Worst Screen Couple (the “couple” being “Tyler Perry and his drag” in “Madea’s Witness Protection”). Perhaps the Atlanta-based empire-builder can wipe away his tears with the hundreds of millions of dollars he has sitting in his bank account.

In addition to Perry, other individuals singled out for disdain include “Twilight” lovebirds Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson, who in addition to their solo acting nominations (Stewart actually received a double nod for Worst Actress for both “Breaking Dawn – Part 2” and “Snow White and the Huntsman”) are also up for Worst Screen Couple of the year.

After checking out the full list of nominees (as well as a really lame announcement video) below, weigh in with your own “Worst of” picks in the comments.

Worst Picture

Battleship
The Oogieloves in Big Balloon Adventure
That”s My Boy
A Thousand Words
The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn – Part 2

Worst Director

Sean Anders – That”s My Boy
Peter Berg – Battleship
Bill Condon – The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn – Part 2
Tyler Perry – Good Deeds / Madea”s Witness Protection
John Putch – Atlas Shrugged: Part II

Worst Actress

Katherine Heigl – One for the Money
Milla Jovovich – Resident Evil: Retribution
Tyler Perry – Madea”s Witness Protection
Kristen Stewart – The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn – Part 2 / Snow White and the Huntsman
Barbra Streisand – The Guilt Trip

Worst Actor

Nicolas Cage – Ghost Rider 2: Spirit of Vengeance / Seeking Justice
Eddie Murphy – A Thousand Words
Robert Pattinson – The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn – Part 2
Tyler Perry – Alex Cross / Good Deeds
Adam Sandler – That”s My Boy

Worst Supporting Actress

Jessica Biel – Playing For Keeps / Total Recall
Brooklyn Decker – Battleship / What to Expect When You”re Expecting
Ashley Greene – The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn – Part 2
Jennifer Lopez – What to Expect When You”re Expecting
Rihanna – Battleship

Worst Supporting Actor

David Hasselhoff – Piranha 3-DD
Taylor Lautner – The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn – Part 2
Liam Neeson – Battleship / Wrath of the Titans
Nick Swardson – That”s My Boy
Vanilla Ice – That”s My Boy

Worst Screen Ensemble

Battleship
The Oogieloves in Big Balloon Adventure
That”s My Boy
The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn – Part 2
Madea”s Witness Protection

Worst Screenplay

Atlas Shrugged Part II
Battleship
That”s My Boy
A Thousand Words
The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn – Part 2

Worst Remake, Rip-Off, or Sequel

Ghost Rider 2: Spirit of Vengeance
Piranha 3-DD
Red Dawn
The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn – Part 2
Madea”s Witness Protection

Worst Screen Couple

Any two cast members from Jersey Shore in The Three Stooges
Mackenzie Foy and Taylor Lautner in The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn – Part 2
Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart in The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn – Part 2
Tyler Perry and his drag in Madea”s Witness Protection
Adam Sandler and Andy Samberg, Leighton Meester, or Susan Sarandon in That”s My Boy