The news has been pretty grim of late, and lord knows everyone could use some much-needed comic relief. Luckily, on Saturday, the same day the president was trying to spread misinformation about voter fraud, we were given one: While recording a video on Instagram, Chris Evans accidentally shared some photos he didn’t mean to make public. Lo and behold, one of them featured what appeared to be his trouser snake. And of course, on social media, the big news was well received.
As per Page Six, the erstwhile Captain America was innocently playing a game of “Heads Up” with his 5.7 million followers. But he failed to trim a clip from a video he uploaded, revealing a gallery of private photos. And wouldn’t you know a head, possibly his own, really did pop up. Evans was quick to delete the video, but not quick enough: Numerous people screengrabbed or took video of the salacious pic.
Those that didn’t grab it at least caught wind of the fracas, and promptly flooded the internet not with images of Evans’ Steve Rogers, but with the next best thing: d*ck jokes.
https://twitter.com/rmvhopee/status/1304858563387424768
https://twitter.com/artjws/status/1304869084928995328
https://twitter.com/95FLICKER/status/1304875314296901634
Me after seeing why Chris Evans is trending 🤤🥰 pic.twitter.com/tKhN8SawCf
— Hi, I'm Jo (@kiddo_54) September 12, 2020
when it’s time to eat the rich and i get chris evans https://t.co/4dAMbfoDEm
— family friendly era (@BhadDhad) September 12, 2020
Twitter: Chris Evans trending
Me: oh man. Hope nothing happened to Chris.
Why Chris Evans is trending: pic.twitter.com/120DuHRxYy— ItsNotYou…its me 🗯 (@ActionJaxxon84) September 12, 2020
Me logging in on Twitter and Chris Evans's dick is the first thing to pop up on my timeline pic.twitter.com/DdkNg9F1eZ
— Asterion brainrot again whoops (@MaX_StAkAtAkA) September 12, 2020
Some people expressed concern for Evans’ publicist.
https://twitter.com/SCARLETSWlFT/status/1304866780377165824
Or for his former Marvel castmates.
https://twitter.com/ChammoutHassan/status/1304878745774366720
the marvel cast watching chris evans’ instagram story this morning pic.twitter.com/UpmFDXOzkb
— alias (@itsjustanx) September 12, 2020
We leave you with another, much more family-friendly piece of Chris Evans content: him meeting a nice dog.
chris evans meeting dodger for the first time is the softest thing ever pic.twitter.com/XthxjOnZKj
— nick (@mcusucks) September 12, 2020
(Via Page Six)