This beluga whale being serenaded by mariachi music is both bizarre and delightful. I don’t think I’ve ever been so not annoyed by mariachi music and sober at the same time. Your move, salsa dog. |ThedailyWhat|
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17 Fascinating Facts About Jack Kirby, King of Comics |Gamma Squad|
Jersey Shore’s Italian House: A Vegas Bordello Version of Italy|Warming Glow|
Lithuanian Capital City Mayor Is the Honey Badger of Mayors |UPROXX|
Matt Ufford attended the Cross Fit Games and took pictures of all the muscly dudes there. |WithLeather|
[pic via GoodbyeForeverFatty]
Lindsay is worried about Sam Ronson’s drinking. Meanwhile, Ronson is more worried about what Lindsay’s not eating. ZING! |TheSuperficial|
This mariachi band serenading a beluga whale warmed my heart in ways I can’t explain.
Jake Gyllenhaal is bald and finger gesturing. |Videogum|
Ever wondered what “100% juice” actually means? |MentalFloss|
Cynthia Escobar’s bikini is waaay too small for her. |GorillaMask|
Here’s a helpful guide to hiding your beer in a McDonald’s cup. |DAPS|
25 of the most badass cosplayers ever. |HolyTaco|
Jeff Bridges, John Goodman, Steve Buscemi, and Julianne Moore to Reunite for this Year’s Lebowski Fest |FARK|
UGO’s Eastbound & Down Blu-Ray Giveaway |UGO|
Princeton Review releases list of Top 10 Party Schools. Shockingly, both my alma maters, UCSD and Columbia, got snubbed again. |Buzzfeed|
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