Morning Links with the original motorcycle dog

A dog with goggles and a checkered handkerchief who rides motorcycles? Probably the coolest dog of all time. “Gary traded a beer for him.”

MORNING LINKS
Aaron Rodgers Is The Best At Photobombing |With Leather|

Surprise, Guy Fieri Is a Total Dick |Warming Glow|

Listen to Joe King and submit your fake Seagal movie title for this week’s Frotcast. |Frotcast|

FBI: Alleged ScarJo Email Hacker Was An Obsessive World Class Password Guesser, Faces 121 Years In Prison |UPROXX|

Tricia Helfer Will Star in Dog Cop Show|Warming Glow|

Seth MacFarlane Wants To End Family Guy And Relaunch Star Trek TV Show Instead |Gamma Squad|

The 60 Coolest TV Show Title Sequences of All Time |Pajiba|

Chick who banged Ashton Kutcher acts like she has to justify having banged Ashton Kutcher. |TheSuperficial|

A first look at Chewbacca’s penis in the Star Wars porn (NSFW). |Buzzfeed|

Lance Bass tries to bring boy bands back, with, uh… mixed results. |Videogum|

The wet and wild history of the super soaker. |MentalFloss|

9 films that required some very unpleasant actor preparation. |ScreenJunkies|

Nerve ranks Kevin Smith’s movies, puts Zack and Miri over Dogma because they’re high. |Nerve|

Lindsay Lohan continues her push to become the face of the “Meth Is Really Bad Kids” campaign |FARK|

Meet the world’s craziest ex-girlfriend. |HolyTaco|

Adult Swim Interview: Anthrax’s Scott Ian is a Zombie |Adult Swim|

The Pets with Disabilities Photo Series |The Daily What|

Surfer In Oregon Stood On a Great White Shark’s Back |Brobible|

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