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MORNING LINKS
Probably the best headline of all time |Film Drunk|

15 Important Reminders That WWE Superstars Should Not Be Allowed To Record Music |With Leather|

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For real though, this week’s Frotcast with a guy who recreated Marco Polo’s journey is super interesting. |Frotcast|

Boyd Crowder and Joffrey Discuss Why They’re So Evil |Warming Glow|

Jon Stewart Points Out The Hypocrisy In Bloomberg’s Proposed Ban On Sugary Drinks |UPROXX|

“We’re Not Against Rap…We’re Not Against Rappers…” |Smoking Section|

And The Newly-Outed Gay Character In DC Comics Is… |Gamma Squad|

Zhang Ziyi Might Be A Hooker, Though Probably Not By Choice, Yeesh |TheSuperficial|

15 Insane Theories About Movies And Television That Will Blow Your Mind |Buzzfeed|

Just A Pretty Good Interview With Two Girls Who Robbed A Child |Videogum|

15 Worst Comedy Sequels Of All Time |HuffPost Comedy|

Jim Henson’s Commercials for Defunct Products |Mentalfloss|

Car hits building made famous by “Clerks.” It wasn’t even supposed to be there today |Fark|

The Roots Cover ‘Paul Revere’ |TheDailyWhat|

Six Pseudo-Spoilerish Reasons Why You’re Wrong To Doubt Ridley Scott And The Women Of Prometheus |Pajiba|

The Masterworks Of David Haselhoff |ScreenJunkies|

A Gallery of the Over-Exuberance of Will Smith |Unreality|

Jenny McCarthy Still Has These |IDLYITW|

Tiger Woods Makes ‘Best Shot Ever,’ Wins The Memorial Tournament |Brobible|

Skateboard Tricks At 1000 FPS |High Definite|

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